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Stop trick r' treating in your appartment buildings! You stupid kids. My goodness, it defeats the whole purpose of Halloween. You're supposed to go outside and enjoy the autumn breeze, the vividly coloured leaves, and the mystery of what kind of weirdo is at the next house. In an apparment building, you miss out on all that. No leaves, just ugly carpet, no houses, just doors that ALL LOOK THE SAME, and no mysterious people, just the people you've known live there since like the beginning of time! Again, inbetween houses you're supposed to have small-talk with your friend(s) or whatever, and you're supposed to check out what you scored at the last house, when every appartment is 5ft from the next one, you barely have time to fart. Maybe, maybe you get more candy, but thats only because Manhattan realestate is so uber expensive so of course they're gonna be rich which = bigger/more candy. Lastly, when you trick or treat inside, it's like you're doing it during the middle of the day because all the lights are on. You guys, are like, truly, pathetic. Later space monster. Adieu.