Yummmm... Milk.
If you're wondering why I've decided to start ranting about milk, the answer is that I have grown a habit of drinking milk when I'm bored.
Yes, milk is an interesting thing to drink when you lack things that need to be doing. The taste surely is addicting and well... Its good for your bones.
I'm hoping that one day... I'll grow tall. I hate being short its evil.
Reasons why being short is evil ::
-Tall people pick on you
-You cant reach stuff
-You get looked down upon
-You look like a little kid in your ballet class (for all adults)
-You get smushed easily
-Sometimes you're unnoticed (also a good thing depending on who you are)
-You feel threatened in a crowd of tall people
-You cant reach the floor when you're sitting
-You want to drink more milk
-"Crowded elevator smell different to midget"
Not that drinking milk is a bad thing. But it makes you do crazy things man, crazy things.
Like today, I was talking to Joey, this nazi zombie who was formerly good friends with Moose (more than friends I suppose) and thats a crazy thing to do because that guy is an effing stoner, man. Bad influence. He sent us a video of a cat in a heated oven! TALK ABOUT A SICKO! Who would put a poor little kitty in an oven?! Even more, WHO WOULD ENJOY WATCHING IT? *shakes head* I dont remember my point anymore... But that guy was one sick b@st@rd. *points at screen*
Well speaking of ballet (were we, now?) I am fricking tired. I just got back from my lesson (which Chris totally missed out on). I got there, Mrs. Mangan, the ballet teacher remembered me. Pshhh. Like anyone would remember me. The sick thing is that the most tiring part of the lesson was spelling out my name for her. I mean. S-U-W-A-N-W-I-T-A-Y... A? Is it really necessary to know? What if I were a nazi zombie like JOEY? *cough* Well anyways... My thigh was totally hurting all day and the whole time, she made us do thigh stretching exercises! OH NOESSSSS... My thighs are killing me now... And as always, I'm drinking MILK. Oh you know what also sucked during the lesson? I HAD THIS GIANT WEDGIE. I mean it was one of those front wedgies... Not the back ones. I mean it would have been easier because there's no mirror behind you so no one will see you pick it but in the front?! How torturesome. *is wedgie scarred*
VEST JACKET?! WHERE?
I was wearing it. It wasnt very pleasant to wear either, outside.
So you see, Jessica got really bored and decided to take off the sleeves of my jacket and when we were in a rush to go to ballet, I didnt get the chance to put them back on. So I just slipped on my vest and went along with it. And you know what? THAT LOOKED RETARDED. I looked like some funky Power Ranger from the 90's that was battle ready and COLD. It was a good thing no body but Jessica and her mom saw me. I would have been humiliated.
Speaking of humiliated, "Hey look!" I found my home video.
You know how on AFV... They sometimes have videos of a suspended ball you put 2 humans in and they shoot them into the sky?
Well I went on one of those, and I have now found the video that has the proof.
You wanna see it, eh?
TOO FRICKIN BAD. I hate it. I'm going to lock it up in the Disney Vault for eternity and steal the second copy as well. Hey this reminds me of Harry Potter. Great... Now I feel like Nick (the guy I rode the ride with) is going to use the DVD for evil and I, the beholder of the 2nd copy will have to fight DVD with DVD with him to avenge my reputation's death and end the side-splitting (deadly) laughter he's spreading throughout the world. I dont know if that Harry Potter reference was correct but the point is, THAT DVD IS EVIL.
My hair looked really bad and I was making funny faces the whole entire time. Every time I rewatch it, I can actually re live the moment. Too bad I dont want to.
Ok... So... Milk? Right? Is that what I was talking about?
Milk is the greatest thing that has happened to me since... Well... My life. You can say its a little exaggerated but I cant live without it. I highly doubt my science teacher wouldnt have gotten as mean as she is today by drinking milk. I dont know what thats supposed to mean but I guess I'm saying I'm high off milk.
So... GOT MILK?
I know who doesnt got milk. JOEY. BECAUSE HE ENJOYS BAKING CATS.
I got milk... Do you got milk?
If you're wondering why I've decided to start ranting about milk, the answer is that I have grown a habit of drinking milk when I'm bored.
Yes, milk is an interesting thing to drink when you lack things that need to be doing. The taste surely is addicting and well... Its good for your bones.
I'm hoping that one day... I'll grow tall. I hate being short its evil.
Reasons why being short is evil ::
-Tall people pick on you
-You cant reach stuff
-You get looked down upon
-You look like a little kid in your ballet class (for all adults)
-You get smushed easily
-Sometimes you're unnoticed (also a good thing depending on who you are)
-You feel threatened in a crowd of tall people
-You cant reach the floor when you're sitting
-You want to drink more milk
-"Crowded elevator smell different to midget"
Not that drinking milk is a bad thing. But it makes you do crazy things man, crazy things.
Like today, I was talking to Joey, this nazi zombie who was formerly good friends with Moose (more than friends I suppose) and thats a crazy thing to do because that guy is an effing stoner, man. Bad influence. He sent us a video of a cat in a heated oven! TALK ABOUT A SICKO! Who would put a poor little kitty in an oven?! Even more, WHO WOULD ENJOY WATCHING IT? *shakes head* I dont remember my point anymore... But that guy was one sick b@st@rd. *points at screen*
Well speaking of ballet (were we, now?) I am fricking tired. I just got back from my lesson (which Chris totally missed out on). I got there, Mrs. Mangan, the ballet teacher remembered me. Pshhh. Like anyone would remember me. The sick thing is that the most tiring part of the lesson was spelling out my name for her. I mean. S-U-W-A-N-W-I-T-A-Y... A? Is it really necessary to know? What if I were a nazi zombie like JOEY? *cough* Well anyways... My thigh was totally hurting all day and the whole time, she made us do thigh stretching exercises! OH NOESSSSS... My thighs are killing me now... And as always, I'm drinking MILK. Oh you know what also sucked during the lesson? I HAD THIS GIANT WEDGIE. I mean it was one of those front wedgies... Not the back ones. I mean it would have been easier because there's no mirror behind you so no one will see you pick it but in the front?! How torturesome. *is wedgie scarred*
VEST JACKET?! WHERE?
I was wearing it. It wasnt very pleasant to wear either, outside.
So you see, Jessica got really bored and decided to take off the sleeves of my jacket and when we were in a rush to go to ballet, I didnt get the chance to put them back on. So I just slipped on my vest and went along with it. And you know what? THAT LOOKED RETARDED. I looked like some funky Power Ranger from the 90's that was battle ready and COLD. It was a good thing no body but Jessica and her mom saw me. I would have been humiliated.
Speaking of humiliated, "Hey look!" I found my home video.
You know how on AFV... They sometimes have videos of a suspended ball you put 2 humans in and they shoot them into the sky?
Well I went on one of those, and I have now found the video that has the proof.
You wanna see it, eh?
TOO FRICKIN BAD. I hate it. I'm going to lock it up in the Disney Vault for eternity and steal the second copy as well. Hey this reminds me of Harry Potter. Great... Now I feel like Nick (the guy I rode the ride with) is going to use the DVD for evil and I, the beholder of the 2nd copy will have to fight DVD with DVD with him to avenge my reputation's death and end the side-splitting (deadly) laughter he's spreading throughout the world. I dont know if that Harry Potter reference was correct but the point is, THAT DVD IS EVIL.
My hair looked really bad and I was making funny faces the whole entire time. Every time I rewatch it, I can actually re live the moment. Too bad I dont want to.
Ok... So... Milk? Right? Is that what I was talking about?
Milk is the greatest thing that has happened to me since... Well... My life. You can say its a little exaggerated but I cant live without it. I highly doubt my science teacher wouldnt have gotten as mean as she is today by drinking milk. I dont know what thats supposed to mean but I guess I'm saying I'm high off milk.
So... GOT MILK?
I know who doesnt got milk. JOEY. BECAUSE HE ENJOYS BAKING CATS.
I got milk... Do you got milk?
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Mai, I adore your rants. You're so cute. XDDD
I would never have enough patience to try ballet. But I could come and laugh at you and your thigh dying. >>;;;
Ahhhhhhhh...I don't like milk. I adore water, though...O_O
And cherry cordial Hershey's kisses.