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Have you ever made out in a hot tub?
Once or twice.

Are you happy with your weight?
I guess so.

If you could move out right now, would you?
Nah. I like my apartment.

Do you like your toes?
That's a really weird ********' question...

If you had a bf/gf, would you make out with someone else for $0?
Nah. I hate cheaters.

Have you ever snuck around, almost got caught, lied, and actually got away with it?
When I was younger.

Do you go to church? If so, do you actually pay attention?
Last time I went to our temple was at their funeral.

Do you always flush the toilet after you use it?
Uh duh? That's ********' gross.

Do you put the complete lid down afterwards too?
Why should I? I'm a man who lives alone...

Do you have a religion?
Shinto, if I had to claim one.

How often do you wash your hands?
Quite a bit, actually.

How often do you wash your hair?
Once a day.

Do you let your nails grow or bite them off?
I bite 'em.

Friends with benefits, just friends, or relationship?
I'm not quite sure anymore.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
4,235.

Do you have o.c.d.?
Not that I know of.

When you are home alone at night and hear strange noises, are you afraid someone is going to break in?
******** no.

Have you ever given someone a fake tattoo with a marker?
Uh no?

Do you want any tattoos? If so, where?
I have a skull and crossbones on my left bicep.

Would you rather have your nose or tongue pierced?
Hm...Tongue.

Monroe or lip?
Lip. Monroe's are for chicks.

Do you play with the other persons hair when you kiss?
Sometimes...

What curse word do you say the most outloud?
s**t, probably...

To yourself?
All of 'em?

Have you ever farted in front of your boyfriend/girlfriend?
No.

Ever peed in your pants after the age of 10?
Nope.

Most memorable experience of peeing on yourself?
None, really.

Had any surgeries? What kind?
Had to have screws and rods put in my leg when I tried to jump from a roof into a pool when I was drunk atage 14.

Ever ate any type of animal food?
Ummm no? ********' sick.

Ever been shanked (pantsed) in public?
Ha, sure have. And I've pantsed a few people too.

Talked bad about a friend behind their back?
Never.

Wished someone would just disappear?
Ohh yeah...

Ever told your parents you hated them?
*sighs* When I was a stupid kid who didn't know any better.

Ever wish you had a different family?
Never.

Ever ate your boogers after the age of 8?
s**t, I never did it before age 8...

Would you have sex for 0 with a random person you knew?
I have.

Have you ever self-broadcasted a porn show on the internet?
No but someone I was ******** buddies with wanted to once.

Have you ever smoked pot?
A few times.

Ever smoked cigarettes?
Used to.

Ever been drunk?
Oh more than my fair share of times.

Have you ever dressed up as the opposite sex?
Gotta say no.

Ever fall in mud?
Who hasn't?

Ever wrecked a four-wheeler?
Nope.

Do you moisturize daily?
...Am I supposed to?

Do you shower daily?
99.9% of the time.

Does a certain smell remind you of anyone or anything?
Incense remind of me of them...

Do you bite your nails?
Yup.

Did you ever eat anything really gross on a dare?
Not that I remember.

Do you sing in front of people?
Nope.

Are you a polite person?
I try to be.

Can you make money easily?
I get my money.

Do you care about appearances?
Not really.

Do you make your bed every morning?
Nope.

Last text was from?
No one.

Last time you had to use an anti-itch ointment?
I have no ********' idea.

Would you rather be 3'11" or 8'2"?
Can't I just stay 6'0''?