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this is something ******** hilarious i thought i'd share with the class today. now even though this is buried way behind me now (the whole fiasco with susan i mean) this is just so ******** funny i thought i'd just show it to people. now before we begin i feel i have to explain something, susan and all of her friends were so mentally ******** up that they all actually thought they seriously were vampires and werewolves, some believing they were creatures no one even heard of. susie thought she was (GET THIS) a fairy, who was part cat, part fox, and also half vampire..........has ANYONE ever heard of this? cuz i sure havent. they all believed i was somehow a werewolf, i only went along with it cuz i thought it was just a cutesy game at first. but at one point her friend ayron lost his mind, and he wanted to bite her to turn her into a vampire so i guess he could control her or some stupid s**t like that. this is ******** hilarious, i pulled this out of my AIM logger. lets watch

AyronAustin09 (5:46:39 PM): after i turn her.
Miles The Wolf (5:46:51 PM): ...........what good will it do?
Miles The Wolf (5:46:55 PM): whats the point?
Miles The Wolf (5:47:01 PM): why does it even matter?
AyronAustin09 (5:47:01 PM): she'll hate u
AyronAustin09 (5:47:04 PM): and go with me
Miles The Wolf (5:47:20 PM): *smiles trying not to laugh*
Miles The Wolf (5:47:35 PM): *breaks out laughing* OMG U R THE STUPIDEST ******** I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTUIRE LIFE
Miles The Wolf (5:47:42 PM): VAMPIRES ARENT ******** REAL
Miles The Wolf (5:47:49 PM): NEITHER R WEREWOLVES
Miles The Wolf (5:47:56 PM): R U SO ******** IN THE HEAD U CANT SEE THAT?
AyronAustin09 (5:48:28 PM): u dont get it miles.
AyronAustin09 (5:48:30 PM): they are real ( xd )
AyronAustin09 (5:48:50 PM): so what u've been leading susie on this whole time thinking ur a werewolf (this coming from a guy who's leading people to think he's a vampire)
AyronAustin09 (5:48:56 PM): when ur really not?
AyronAustin09 (5:49:01 PM): wow. ur stupid (talk about the pot and the ******** kettle blaugh )
AyronAustin09 (5:49:14 PM): she is what she says she is miles ( xd xd xd xd xd xd xd )
AyronAustin09 (5:49:23 PM): they are real. ( blaugh )
Miles The Wolf (5:49:28 PM): dude, give it the ******** up, it's just a game
AyronAustin09 (5:49:59 PM): -looks at u- this is all very real miles.
AyronAustin09 (5:50:08 PM): its not a game
Miles The Wolf (5:50:26 PM): if it's not a game then prove it
Miles The Wolf (5:50:30 PM): show me
AyronAustin09 (5:50:34 PM): -smiles-
Miles The Wolf (5:50:42 PM): ?
AyronAustin09 (5:50:45 PM): ur so nieve
AyronAustin09 (5:50:52 PM): why do u think they accept me in the marines
AyronAustin09 (5:50:55 PM): even though i do drugs (well its certainly not because you think you're a ******** vampire)
Miles The Wolf (5:51:08 PM): bcuz the governemnt is ******** up that way
Miles The Wolf (5:51:12 PM): bcuz ppl r idiots
AyronAustin09 (5:51:23 PM): y do u think when susie kicks me upside the head it doesn't hurt it feels like a pepble was thrown at me (yeah she kicked him at one point)
Miles The Wolf (5:51:38 PM): bcuz u were hopped up
AyronAustin09 (5:51:44 PM): no.
Miles The Wolf (5:51:44 PM): or just plain strong
Miles The Wolf (5:51:54 PM): have u ever considered that?
Miles The Wolf (5:51:59 PM): muscle and bone structure?
AyronAustin09 (5:52:00 PM): -smiles-
AyronAustin09 (5:52:04 PM): u dont get it miles
AyronAustin09 (5:52:07 PM): u lead susie on
AyronAustin09 (5:52:09 PM): i can't wait to tell her

now after he told her she ended up getting all pissed off at me cuz she thought i "lied" about not being human *pause for laughs* these people are out of their ******** minds, i just thought everyone was kidding around, I DIDNT THINK THEY THOUGHT VAMPIRES WERE ******** REAL!!

but in the words of the late billy mays "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE"

AyronAustin09 (5:52:51 PM): -smiles- u made her really believe tht u were a werewolf miles
AyronAustin09 (5:52:59 PM): u made her believe u were her jacob (my point about this at the end of this segment)
Miles The Wolf (5:53:03 PM): u made her really belive u were a vampire
AyronAustin09 (5:53:03 PM): tht u were her protector
AyronAustin09 (5:53:12 PM): u dont get it kid
AyronAustin09 (5:53:42 PM): -smiles- susie is what she says she is (no one in history has ever heard of a ******** vampire, cat, fox, water fairy)
AyronAustin09 (5:53:49 PM): she is for real part fairy and vampire
AyronAustin09 (5:54:02 PM): she doesn't think she is
AyronAustin09 (5:54:03 PM): she knows she is (no, she THINKS she is)
AyronAustin09 (5:54:09 PM): she knows other ppl who are werewolves
AyronAustin09 (5:54:14 PM): and she knows other ppl who are vamps
AyronAustin09 (5:54:17 PM): so tell me miles
AyronAustin09 (5:54:21 PM): r u just some human
AyronAustin09 (5:54:28 PM): trying to mess with the supernatural

WHAT ******** SUPERNATURAL, if i shot this guy he would drop like a ******** rock. now let me point something out, notice how he said "you made her think blah blah blah JACOB"

HA, TWILIGHT REFERENCE, this just proves EVERYTHING. that all this hype of people with mental problems thinking they are vampires IS IN FACT induced by twilight. so there you have it folks, if your stupid, and insane twilight will ******** up your sense of reality and make you into a total dumbass who thinks they are some invisible undead superman who is "the s**t" xd and might i just add, that if u know ANYONE who seriously thinks they are a supernatural being i want you to beat the s**t out of them savagely to prove the point that they are NOT immortal. a savage case of battery will do them good to have them knocked down so many ******** pegs xd

well thats really all that mattered for me today, my name's NOT Phillip Defranco, and you HAVEN'T just been philled in