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Sewiuslee?
Wal-Mart
I was just thinking; how awesome would it be to work at Wal-Mart? A new SUPER walmart opened up near my house and we decided to go. When you walk in there... OHMAHGAAAD. They had freakin... EVERYTHING at walmart! A chicken wing place, a MacDonalds, and LOTS of stuff. I was just waiting to find a "Dead Cheerleaders, 50% off, only today!" sign somewhere. We got some chicken wings... and some chicken wings... and some CHICKEN WINGS...
But when we were walking out, there was a guy. I thought he was going to check if we stole anything but all he said was "Have a great day!" And I'm like, "Thank you!". It's reeeally hard not to say thank you to that face... God, that face...
There has to be a bunch of crap behind that. It should get HELLA complicated right after you send in the job application. They must outsource your family and make you live in their basement you thought was full of stuff. But it's actually full of other workers who once thought working here would be "cool". Cool as in cold, hard floors. And malnutrtion. And living with the fact that your family you once loved are now in Japan, testing the American OMG factors. You must get up everyday, having to tell the fatty that you have nothing larger than an XXXXXLarge.
Helping people find right what's infront of their faces. This is exactly what you signed up for. How nice, your little brother died because of the terrible VAGINOSAURUS toy eating him up. How nice. crying



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