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Sewiuslee?
Wal-Mart
I was just thinking; how awesome would it be to work at Wal-Mart? A new SUPER walmart opened up near my house and we decided to go. When you walk in there... OHMAHGAAAD. They had freakin... EVERYTHING at walmart! A chicken wing place, a MacDonalds, and LOTS of stuff. I was just waiting to find a "Dead Cheerleaders, 50% off, only today!" sign somewhere. We got some chicken wings... and some chicken wings... and some CHICKEN WINGS...
But when we were walking out, there was a guy. I thought he was going to check if we stole anything but all he said was "Have a great day!" And I'm like, "Thank you!". It's reeeally hard not to say thank you to that face... God, that face...
There has to be a bunch of crap behind that. It should get HELLA complicated right after you send in the job application. They must outsource your family and make you live in their basement you thought was full of stuff. But it's actually full of other workers who once thought working here would be "cool". Cool as in cold, hard floors. And malnutrtion. And living with the fact that your family you once loved are now in Japan, testing the American OMG factors. You must get up everyday, having to tell the fatty that you have nothing larger than an XXXXXLarge.
Helping people find right what's infront of their faces. This is exactly what you signed up for. How nice, your little brother died because of the terrible VAGINOSAURUS toy eating him up. How nice. crying



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If you listen to The Strokes, you're awesome.
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Slow Driver
Me and mah mom were driving to Wal-Mart one day and we were in the fast lane. But there was another person right in front of us, in the fast lane. He was driving horrifyingly slow. Like, so slow, he's still. Even if we tooted the horn [ rofl ] he wouldn't do anything. Just look back and shake his old, wrinkly fist. I mean, seriously? That's gonna help him a bunch. So we passed the old guy and mah mom is like "Boy, he was slooow." But she didn't realize he was also Christian. gonk



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Head of Slytherin
Harry Potter Guild
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If you listen to The Strokes, you're awesome.
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Uneko Junumai
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Uneko Junumai
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