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gravebanditt: im taking you to sandiego so you can spread mustard on my a**
BoopyOwnzMeh: O_O Woah. Slow down. What happened?
gravebanditt: you me sandiego....mustard on my a**
gravebanditt: u dig?
BoopyOwnzMeh: I dig a hole in the ground. But why mustard on your a**?
gravebanditt: so i can get a hard one
BoopyOwnzMeh: ok... why me?
BoopyOwnzMeh: AND WHY MUSTARD ON YOUR a**?
gravebanditt: why not
gravebanditt: and mustards hot
BoopyOwnzMeh: are you high?
gravebanditt: im not gay
BoopyOwnzMeh: do you really think i want to put mustard on your a**?
gravebanditt: hai soo desu
gravebanditt: honti ni
gravebanditt: i mean why not
BoopyOwnzMeh: xD you are so ******** up.
gravebanditt: why
gravebanditt: fine we shall use ketchup
BoopyOwnzMeh: You're just using this as an excuse to talk to me and invite me to San Diego so you can use me to put condiments on your a**
gravebanditt: ok....
gravebanditt: so...
gravebanditt: is that a yes?
gravebanditt: because i need to get ready
gravebanditt: for the trip
BoopyOwnzMeh: how about you tell me when you're going to san diego and i'll think about going and not putting condiments on you
gravebanditt: well this saturday but..... for right now can i call you and masturbate while eating chili
gravebanditt: and i never said condements
gravebanditt: i said mustard
gravebanditt: ******** that ketchup s**t
gravebanditt: i take it back
gravebanditt: so can i call you or what?
gravebanditt: the chilis done
BoopyOwnzMeh: you are SO ******** up. please try talking again when you recover from being an idiot
gravebanditt: so thats a no
BoopyOwnzMeh: Please god no.
BoopyOwnzMeh: Maybe if you promise not to masturbate
gravebanditt: how about you touch me
gravebanditt: on my mustard stain
BoopyOwnzMeh: please can't we just talk, no turning on of any kind
gravebanditt: well why not turning on?
gravebanditt: i mean you turn on ur lights for satisfaction
gravebanditt: so cmoncmon now touch me baby
BoopyOwnzMeh: yeah but turning you on won't satisfy me.
BoopyOwnzMeh: BURN
BoopyOwnzMeh: lol
gravebanditt: did you mean that?
BoopyOwnzMeh: mean what? do you mean anything you say?
BoopyOwnzMeh: why does it matter?
gravebanditt: ya
BoopyOwnzMeh: do you care?
gravebanditt: cause i want you to satisfy me
BoopyOwnzMeh: me personally or just anybody?
gravebanditt: you personally
BoopyOwnzMeh: why me?
gravebanditt: cause you turn me on
BoopyOwnzMeh: why?
gravebanditt: why is the sky blue?
gravebanditt: it's cause your chemicals refract in the suns light
gravebanditt: u dig?
gravebanditt: can you jump rope next to me while i drink out of my toilet
BoopyOwnzMeh: omg. stop. talking to you is too funny.
BoopyOwnzMeh: i'm getting sick from it
gravebanditt: well then come over and throw up on my a** while i eat my ball sack
BoopyOwnzMeh: -throws up where she is-
BoopyOwnzMeh: -then cracks up-
gravebanditt: who is she?
BoopyOwnzMeh: me
BoopyOwnzMeh: third person
gravebanditt: uhh, how about first person
gravebanditt: the crutons are falling
BoopyOwnzMeh: aye aye. first person it is. i mean... i am. O_o crutons?
gravebanditt: seriously ,do u wanna turn me on
gravebanditt: do u wanna slap ma monkey?
BoopyOwnzMeh: really i don't. i'm more of a hang out and talk type person
BoopyOwnzMeh: no touching
gravebanditt: well lets touch
gravebanditt: ull like
gravebanditt: can';t u just touch ma baLLS
BoopyOwnzMeh: nope
BoopyOwnzMeh: sorry