Alright so....I was having a ********' peachy day yesterday when all of a sudden - My internet dies. domokun I was pissed.
ANYWHO, I said "okay well ******** it....I havent really eaten today - so I guess for the first time in my life, I'll try eating a fast food burger." So, I went to Wendy's Got me a number one with cheese, sat there and ate it. The 58 year old manager lady found it absolutely needed for her to talk to me the entirety of my time there. Having her conversation was okay until she started asking questions about me....which I couldnt be mean to an old ladeh and say ******** off like i would on gaia....sooo I answered some of her questions....until she in her supposedly cute manner asked me out on a date.
This was my face. ~~~~~~> eek ........ stare ........ talk2hand
I got up, walked out and started walking to my car. THEN, like she herself struck me down from behind - I ********' tripped over the smallest rock you could ever IMAGINE....and fell into the goddamn bush right by the door - and mind you, it had thorns......that damn old witch.... stare
So, here I am...covered in those little circle bandaids...jotting this all down on my gaia journal for your viewing and laughing pleasure.
Enjoy.
Chairman · Thu Feb 16, 2006 @ 05:29pm · 5 Comments |