This time I have truly outdone myself!
Okay so, it started in my computer lab class yesterday afternoon.
The damn lecture was over the ********' Word program - so i saw it fit that I didnt have to pay attention. Sooo, I logged onto gaia to pass the time quicker - when i noticed both kerrin and milo were online!
So I thought "yay" in my head - then proceeded to log into Yahoo messenger.
YEAH WELL, my GREATEST ******** friend in the world kept posting 290750928 links to some goddamn porn girl that yells "I watch gay porn".
I DID NOT know what it was....so my dumb a** clicks it - and in front of the WHOLE class of 186 kids - the words "I watch gay porn" echo throughout the classroom walls.
The prof. turned a bright a** red and yelled "WHO SAID THAT!?"
Then everysingle b*****d b***h in the classroom turns to look at me and smile.
YEAH WELL, the prof. walks alllll the way up to my row and says something like, " IF YOU WATCH GAY PORN PLEASE DO SO ON YOUR OWN TIME AND NOT IN THIS CLASSROOM - YOUNG MAN!...NOW PLEASE EXIT THE ROOM!"
So, what could i do!? I walked to the exit. And as soon as I was about to leave - the dude sitting by the door says "Psst! I do to!"
I was like fuuuuuck.....so I ran my a** out of there.
OH BUT IT GETS BETTER!
AFTER THAT, I felt the need to cuss milo out - and tell everyone what had happend xD
Well, I ended up getting wrapped up in convo. about everything else BUT THAT and ended up staying a long time in the free computer lab. THIS TIME , I was "smart" and put on headphones. Yeah well.... -_-
Before I knew it everyone had left. And that was okay - cause sometimes I stay late anyways - far later than anyone else does sometimes - so I didnt think anything of it.
Anywho.....I never noticed the time....
So my stupid a** what chatting away with the same people....when all of a sudden all of the lights go off in the building....
This was my face ~> eek >.> <.<
Then I got up from my chair to check the halls....they were pitchblack...so then i ran through the halls to check the doors......locked......then it dawned on me....check the time....
it was almost 2AM....and I was locked inside the goddamn building.... scream
So I ran back to the computer and told kerrin,milo, and pengy my situation....everyone (with the exception of pengy) laughed at me xD.
Yeah....and what made it worse...was that I had to pee...and the bathrooms were locked...WHY?! I DON'T KNOW!? ARE PEOPLE PLANNING TO STEAL THE TOILETS??!! gonk scream
Anywho...I chat some more trying to figure out what im going to do....when it dawns on me to try and flash down a cop that roams the streets from the upstairs windows...so I log of yahoo and try and do that....It doesnt work....
So then Im running around the upstairs checking all the windows like a dumb a**....when I remember that old a** window that never locked by the chem. department. So i raaaaaaaan allll the way to that wing.....and I was right....BUT...we had a problem....i was still on the 2nd story....lmfao so I came to the conclusion that I could slide my a** down the ******** water pipe....lmfao...and I did! BUT half way down the old piece of s**t starting unbolting from the building itself. So I was sliding down the b*****d yelling "chugga chugga chugga chugga" lmfao ( I dont know why...for some reason the little engine that could popped into mind xDDD )
And then poof, I was out! BUT ....
I then relized I left my backpack in the computer lab xDD ....I was about to attempt climbing the crumbling water pipe and get back in......but I was sooooo sleepy by then...I just said "******** it, I'll show up in 4 hours and claim the damn thing" .
So I did. And here I am - once again - typing this down on my gaia journal for your laughing pleasure.
Enjoy.
Chairman · Thu Apr 13, 2006 @ 06:10pm · 9 Comments |