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Clarissa: So Emily, any thought of what you're gonna do now?

Emily: What do you mean?

Clarissa: Well ya know, one egg left? Two weeks to have it in your body? The fact that if it ain't fertilized within that time period, you're proper ********?

Emily: Oh, yeah, that...Um, well, I don't know.

Clarissa: You could, ya know...

Emily: What?

Clarissa: You could put the moves on Cross. >_> .... >:3

Emily: D8 No!

Clarissa: What? Oh come on! If I was in your shoes then Tangora would totally not waste any time.

Emily: But you two are married.

Clarissa: Well you and Cross are practically married! Been around eachother for as long as Clarie and Nick! Just now you're more uh, romantically involved.

Arognat: Yeah but uh, he hasn't even put any lips on her. What makes you think he wants to tap that?

Clarissa: That is true. Then again, maybe he's waiting for Emily to make the first move?

Emily: Why is it even any of your business?!

Clarissa: Because we don't have anything interesting going on with us. Anyways, ask him out or something. Like, to that festival. Bond, have a good time with him.

Arognat: And then slam him! >8D And I mean sexually!

Emily: Uuurgh, that is disgusting when you say it like that.

Arognat: I'm not really that bad. I just enjoy making everyone gross out. It's a way of life. Anyways, if you want me to be serious about this, then...Do what my stupid-a** grand daughter in law says. Take him out, have fun together, bond, do something that lets him know you wanna be with him and spend time together. ********, it ain't rocket science.

Emily: I know, I know. I just...never had to deal with this before...

Clarissa: Here's some advice. When you're out and about, let him do stuff for you. I mean don't come off as a hardass who can take care of yourself at all times, but don't come off as a helpless princess either. Make a balance so he'll feel useful!

Arognat: Also, take advantage of the times where you guys get to press up on eachother!

Emily: Wait, why?

Arognat: Trust me, it works.

Clarissa: Smile. Laugh. Be playful. Have a good time. Let your eyes and attention always be on him! Wear something nice. Don't take any weapons with you. This is about you and him, don't worry about anything else. Like, uh, wear a light dress that ISN'T black or blue/purple! And for ******** sake, take off your Nano-C!

Emily: Right. *nods*

Clarissa: Still doesn't cover what you're gonna do about the seed dilemma...

Melanie: *pulls out the turkey baster* At home Artificial Insemination!

Emily: *cringes*

Clarissa: DB

Arognat: Ouch.