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General Corndog: We are coming for you next domokun
Pyroflare: Si!! we are going to kill you! twisted
General Corndog: Look to your left right now. . .BOOOO!!
Pyroflare:Mwahahahahahahahahahaha(evil laugh)
General Corndog: Now look to your right. . . arrow
Pyroflare: I have . . . .A KNIFE!(BUMBUMBUM)
General Corndog: HA NOW YOU'VE LOOKED BOTH LEFT AND RIGHT NOW LOOK UP!!!
Pyroflare: Ah flying daggers!!!
General Corndog: Now do you understand that YOU are under MY power!!
Pyroflare: Hehe, my evil friend has you now! mwahaha! now you must eat this WHOLE CHEESE CAKE!!(shoves whole cheese cake in captives mouth)
General Corndog:Eat it!!!!!
(captive eats whole cheese cake and gets sour stomache)
Pyroflare: should we give our captive a tums(tumstututumstums!)
General Corndog: NO. . .Antacid!
Pyroflare: Rolades?
General Corndog: NO. . .harsh antacid!
Pyroflare: Alcaceltzer?
General Corndog: Yuck ...too harsh
Pyroflare: Really really strong mints
(captive neer vomiting)
General Corndog: Strong mints. . .Yes
Pyroflare(Ahahaha!(gives captive strong mints, stomache ache is relieved)
General Corndog: Yum, expired tiktaks
Pyroflare: whee Now let us reek havoc on the chibi porcupines!!!(pulls out flamethrower) twisted
General Corndog: ninja incognito of course.
Pyroflare: (burns chibi porcupines!) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! BURN BABY BURN twisted (im a slight pyromaniac hehehe)
General Corndog: sweatdrop I hope they're not extinctish
Pyroflare: smile Of course not, I'm for saving the rare animals hehehe(by day that is)
General Corndog: neutral by day?
Pyroflare: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HERE THAT!!!
General Corndog: Never mind sweatdrop
Pyroflare:NO*grunts* my split*grunt* personality!!!( whee ) Heylo!!!
General Corndog: question huh question
Pyroflare: HI how r u? 4laugh
General Corndog: Umm, a pirate? pirate
Pyroflare: No not what are you, how r u? mrgreen
General Corndog: stare Is there something wrong?
Pyroflare: No, aaawweee the poor porcupines cry
General Corndog: Oh boy, we have a problem sweatdrop
Pyroflare: WHAAA crying
General Corndog: OOOkay neutral hm idea I GOT IT!
Pyroflare:*gives all the porcupines proper burial*WHAA crying
General Corndog: And now I've lost it.
Pyroflare:*hugs General Corndog* crying
General Corndog: eek Let go RIGHT NOW.
Pyroflare:*lets go* (snivel sniff) cry I KNOW biggrin let's make cup cakes!
General Corndog: surprised What the heck is going on?
Pyroflare:*dismisively* I have a split personalty
General Corndog: talk2hand I don't have time for this
Pyroflare: i feel funny.
General Corndog: xp Maybe i ate toomuch cake?
Pyroflare: No I Feel funny,(personalty switch again) GRRRR I need to get rid of HER!! evil
General Corndog: confused Okay i'm just totaly pretending that that didn't happen.
Pyroflare: Sorry you had to see that, you're into that magic mumbo jumbo! Get rid of HER!!!
General Corndog: How do I poof away a split personality?
Pyroflare: Make a spell or something!(begging on knees)
General Corndog: Easier said than done
Pyroflare razz LEASE
General Corndog: scream I DON'T KNOW!!!
Pyroflare: i will give you...some eye of newt!
General Corndog:Why does everyone asume that every spell uses eye of newt!
Pyroflare: no, you just use it in some potions don't you? i was trying to barter neutral
General Corndog:There's been to many movies where eye of newt is mentioned.
Pyroflare: okay, how bout wolf's bane or nightshade then?
General Corndog: Where did you get this stuff
Pyroflare:i got the eye of newt at a shop, and i have an herb garden at home.
General Corndog: Sounds to me that you're growing more than just herbs.
Pyroflare: I dabbles every once in a while, i'm just not that experienced yet.
General Corndog: Are we even talking about the same thing anymore?
Pyroflare: Poofing my split personality? yes, i'll give you what ever you want just get rid of the "goodygoody!"
General Corndog: Drink this(hands pyroflare a glass)
Pyroflare:*drinks* mmm yummy. What is it?
General Corndog: Cream Soda.
Pyroflare: Cream soda? well, at least i like cream soda, but what about the spell or potion?
General Corndog: NO longer necesary
Pyroflare:Why neutral
General Corndog:Because I have a better Idea


to be continued.. .