Howdy ya'll! First post here and I thought I would put one of my favorite songs that I just recently discovered. It's hardly new, though; it was written by The Beatles!
Maxwell's Silver Hammer lyrics:
Joan was quizzical; studied METAphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. cool
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?" biggrin
But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head. scream
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead. XP
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene, stressed
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."
But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head. scream
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead. XP
P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. sweatdrop
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o. gonk
But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head. scream
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead. XP
Whoa, oh, oh, oh.
Silver hammer man. twisted
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