This is an organized list of all the phrases that the CIA and the FBI are tracking me for the purpose of not being allowed to use them in public ever again.
mrgreen Please do not blow your nose in my sandwich.
mrgreen If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
mrgreen The Highly Restricted Confidentiality Research Lab located in Area 51 can be found at 15 degrees west and 79 degrees south, right next to the Krispy Kremes shop.
mrgreen Corn does not grow on trees, you moron! It's grown by aliens!
mrgreen Red fish, blue fish. Two sushi on a dish.
mrgreen The meaning of life is -- Oof!
*Two guys in suits and shades knock me out and throw me in the trunk.*
Secret Operative #1: (speaks into communicator) Red Leader, the target has been apprehended. I repeat, the target has been apprehended.
Voice on other end of signal: Affirmative. Return the target to base. The fate of the universe lays with you two. Her wisdom must not reach public reception.
Secret Operative #2: We're returning to base now.
*they drive away*
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