And the victim this time is.......Kamui Shiro, from X/1999!
Artemis: OH YEAH! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!
Hijiri: HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!! twisted
wahmbulance ~ Warning ~ May contain spoliers ~ WILL contain yaoi/shonen ai ~ wahmbulance
*Kamui is tied up in the corner where Riku once was*
Time to begin another of our super special sauced rants! This time it's Kamui Shiro, of X/1999. And we thought Riku had issues! This boy was born with a huge burden...save the world and die, or destroy it and kill your lover. Whats a poor boy to do?
We recommend anger management. He can ask Riku where it is, right across from his therapy. He may also wish to use Riku's sessions, becuase everyone who's around him likes to die. His mother, his aunt, and his wish-she-was-his girlfriend.
Depending on whether you follow the anime or manga, Kamui is either a poor little bishie with no backbone, or a hardass guy who doesn't care what happens to anyone. Either way, he's gay.
Yes it's time for--------YAOI CORNER!
*applause and boos*
I have never seen a character with so many pairings before! Fuma, Subaru, Kotori, Sorata, Keichi and god knows who else. And thats ONE story! But we all know that theres only one person he really loves. His twin star, and his enemy, Fuma Monou.
Fuma and Kamui knew each other since they were babies. They grew up near each other and were best friends. To bad for Fuma that Kotori was around. If she wasn't there, I'm sure Kamui would have returned Fumas feelings and then he wouldn't have wanted to destroy the world. (More on how everything's Kotori's fault whenever we do Fuma's rant) The special bond between them stems from the fact that Kamui is a mascochist and that Fuma *the evil version* is a sadist. And just where DID Fuma's hand go when he had Kamui pinned? It went south but the camera didn't follow. Like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world will never know.
Onto the next 'fling'. Subaru. The manga and the anime both hint at the fact that Kamui cares for Subaru. The only question is, does he? Of course he does! But Subaru could care less about him. And why? Becuase he has a sexy Seishiro to worry about *see my profile, i dare you!* Poor Kamui is so confused in his sexual frustrations. He's in love with his best friend, but had a crush on said friends sister. burning_eyes When Kotori dies, he gets realllly confused. Should he still love her and remain faithful? Should he love his first crush, her psycho brother who wants to kill him? He has no clue. And to muddle things further, along comes Subaru, who is as equally emo emo as Kamui.
How does he evetually solve his problem? In the anime he dies. In the OVA, he kills Fuma. Either way, he don't get what he wants. We don't know what really happens, becuase the manga hasn't finished yet. So we leave you guys now with part one of Kamui's rant. We promise to finish the rant at a later time.
*releases Kamui, who enjoyed the pain. Fuma magically appears and wisks him away*
Hijiri: Aww man. He beat me to it.
Artemis: *is laughing to hard to speak*
Mystik: You can't get them all. Look, there's Riku!
Hijiri: WHERE?! *runs away*
Mystik: Ta y'all!
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