Including special sixth grade guest, NOAH!! mrgreen
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Scott: This yogo is up for grabs in 3...
BC and Luke: *grabs it*
Megan: Hi, Ms. Rizzo!
Ms. Rizzo (teacher): *waves erratically, almost hitting Luke*
Luke: Oh my god! She almost killed me with her jazz hands!
Luke and Jacob: *building a tower of binders on lunch table*
Luke: Hey Mr. Ward! Isn't this art?
Mr. Ward (art teacher) Definitley.
Ms. Vickerelli (health teacher): Take that down! It's dangerous!
Mr. Bryan (orchestra teacher): If you play like that, the audience will throw their babies at you.
Orchestra: *laughing so hard they cry*
BC: *awesome comb motion*
Girls: *faint*
Ellian: Beth's younger brother hit me with a sock!
Mr. Bryan: Her brother hit you with a saw?! How old is he?!
Ellian: Four.
BC: *typing into google* Classic book biography banned what are you looking racist at me for.
Google: *finds the exact book he's looking for in first result*
Soccer Coach: What is it called when you live your life with your brain turned off?
Jacob: Emo?
Luke: Republican? Male?
Just for reference, BC's new name is AAAUUEERGHHH!!!.
Luke: Go rub hot coffee on your pancreas.
Kelly: I hope the smiley faces bestow camels on your maggot infested decaying corpse.
Megan: OH MY GOD I HAVE TO PEE!
Everyone: ...
Kyle: Megan, please? I wanna be a prostitute!
Erin: Soooo...why was the newslady at your house anyways, luff?
Luke: I'm an alien!
Erin: Yay!
BC: I owe you one hundred dollars!
Luke: k
Kaitlin: (in "Jesus" chatroom) I love Jesus! He's my homie! How about you guys?
Jon: Hey, Luke! I almost died last night!
Megan: Damn! That kid owes me 20 bucks!
Megan: *puts Ally's hat on Kaitlin's head* Hats deserve to be on heads.
Caroline: Don't you hate that feeling when you get cantaloupe in your eye?
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