This is Sure to make you laugh a friend emailed this to me read it when you need a good laugh this will do it
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair
dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rat! her than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes ! out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to
have
to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .email
this to
someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy!
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"Be strong and courageous. do NOT be terrified; do NOT be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go."
Joshua 1:9