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WARNING: This will contain some hints of mature content.

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Alright, so it's lunch time. I'm waiting for the enormous line to run down so I can get some food. In my hand I have a composition book that belongs to my buddy, Holly. I'm getting bored, so I open up the book and start reading the story she wrote. Now, she told me it was a yaoi story, but I figured "Meh, I've probably read worse." and borrowed it anyway. I had no idea what it was about or anything.

I started reading the intro. It was in the POV of a vampire who was telling about, well, being a vampire. It got to the point where he was talking about his blood-sucking hobby, when it says that he prefers men to women. I figure "Hence "yaoi"." and continue to read.

Mistake on my part.

The very next sentence got into how he extracted the blood. And it wasn't by normal means, oh no, it was south of the border. Very south. And involving a body part that my poor virgin-esque mind cringed at.

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At this point I slapped the book shut at stared for a moment. Everyone at my table was looking at me like "WTF?". Tori, being Tori, goes "Lemme see!", so I hand her the book. She reads it for a second. And she reacts with a cross between a scream, a squeal, and a honk. I absolutly cracked up. Marissa grabs the book next. She ended up reading the wrong page and saying "effffffffff" and turning to the right page. (Not the actual word, just eff.)

It gets even better.

A teacher walked over and started lecturing her, thinking that she did say the actual word. Marissa is flipping the book's pages like crazy bringing the teachers attention to it while being lectured. Eventually, the teacher leaves her alone, but the the worst happened.

SHE GRABBED THE BOOK.

Now, I'm having a heart attack. The teacher is freakin' flipping through the book skimming it. Holly is freaking out saying that it's her personal property and she doesn't want it being read. Me, Tori, Marissa, and Sarah are all speechless in utter horror, waiting for us to get suspended for having inappropiate material in school.

Seriously, we all looked like this: O_O""""

It was too much for me. I sprung up from the table babbling about getting some lunch. I practically ran into the band teacher leaving the cafeteria and going into the line. God, I'm a chicken... *laughs*

So I go through the line. I'm sweating bullets.

And when I get back to the table, they're all cracking up and the teacher is gone!!! She never read it!!!!! XD

You'd better believe I nearly screamed in joy. o_o" *laughs*