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Ok so another game I picked up was Mega Man Zero 2.

Well well, where to begin. AH! Mega Man...where have you gone? What's that? You sealed away Sigma using a Cyber Elf? And in the process you died? I guess I shouldn't worry, your good buddy Zero has jumped back into the scene.

Yeah well that was the previous game, Mega Man Zero, and boy was it ******** agravating! I mean what the ********!! I have to UPGRADE my ******** weapons? And what happened to Sub tanks? Oh no, cyber elves are MUCH better! When the ******** do I regain lives? Oh, that's right, that's just too damn convinient! But I beat Mega Man Zero though, it was alright.

But I'm here to vent my frustration on Mega Man Zero 2!

So the game opens up with a dramatic desert scene with awesome music. Sortly after you're recovered by Ciel and find that the Resistance has been taken over by a chic named Elpizio. What's that? ELPIZIO'S A DUDE!!! Oh what the ********. Japan... look, men are not beautiful. We're men. MEN. Start making manly-man characters, please. ANYWAYS. So I began the ******** game, but here's the problem, the ice level. Oh-my-Gosh! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! I mean what the hell?! That ******** chain rod is so ********. *GRAB THE ******** CEILING WITH YOUR ******** CHAIN- ********!! DON'T LAND IN THE ******** SPIKES YOU STUPID- FUUUUCK!!!* Yeah, so after 20 futile tries of trying to get across countless spike pits, I finally gave up. I'm like, that's it. ******** you, we're done. *Sigh* But I picked up the game once again and began to play. So after countless retries and 10,000+ times the word ******** being yelled, I FINALLY reach the boss. So I get to the boss. And he's some Pokemon reject. And guess what happens next? I ******** DIE!! All that s**t wasted. All those ******** uttered, wasted. You know what CAPCOM, you know what Inafune? ******** YOU. Like, up the a**. Really. I've had it up to here with your s**t!