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Romeo and Juliet
We're reading Romeo and Juliet in my english class and I discovered something those who don't read the play probably don't know: it is about SEX. There's some people dieing here and there, but for the most part the play is about SEX. I mean, the play starts out with some Capulet dudes saying how they're gonna kill all the Montague men, force their maidens against the wall, and steal their maiden heads (that's a women's virginity, for those people who are illiterate). Then, whenever this guy named Mercutio is in a scene, he makes everything perverted. For those who watch Inu Yasha, he's just like Miroku. Mercutio, when he saw that Romeo was missing, he said something like "Romeo is probably under the tree that bears fruit that looks like women's breast and he's probably feeling up the fruit and pretending it's his loved one." Afterwards, when he sees Romeo again, he and Romeo do the Shakespearean (sp?) version of Monty Python's "Nudge Nudge" skit. Mercutio was like "I know where you've been Romeo, eh, eh, no what I mean?" and Romeo said "I don't know what you are talking about." and etc. It was pretty funny.
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