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Yes, I've been meaning to get around to it, but I've finally done it! Bohold, the Chronicles of Dimitri Character Quiz!! XD The Chronicles of Dimitri is a short story series I'm working on, and I'm using this quiz to spread the word blaugh

Get out a scrap of paper and a crayon or something to record your answers and tally your score. When you're done, please post and tell me who you got....pretty please.....with sugar and rainbows on top.... If you really love it, post it in your own journal and share it with your friends biggrin All are welcome, all are welcome....

1. What is your favorite animal?
a) Kitty Cats!!
b) None, I hate everything that moves.
c) Dogs. They're loyal and don't complain about workin'.
d) Elephants....no, kangaroos....No....I don't know......
e) I am begining to lean toward the one within myself...

2. If you were stuck on a desert island and could only bring one thing with you, what would it be?
a) My tool box, so I can build a boat and split.
b) My computer, jack a**.
c) All the treasure in the galaxy!!! biggrin
d) My friends. I never want to be alone....
e) A quartz chrystal for meditation.

3. So, how many people have you banged?
a) None of your frickin' buisness!!
b) More than you could ever dream of.
c) One....only one......
d) None. I can never seem to get any action.....
e) None. I just never found the right one.

4. You're surrounded by enemies who want you dead. You.....
a) Fake like I'm surrendering, then covertly call for backup. smile
b) Take out my staff and slaughter the fools.
c) Weasle my way out of it somehow.
d) Shoot like crazy!!
e) Warn them once and if they refuse to leave, then I will fight.

5. You like to eat.....
a) Healthy foods.
b) Anything I ******** want.
c) Whatever's cheapest in bulk.
d) Candy!
e) MEAT!!! .....Um, I mean, a high protine diet....

6. In an ideal world, you'd be....
a) Treated like royalty for what I do.
b) A demonic overlord.
c) Frickin' loaded!!
d) Surrounded by the people I love.
e) At peace.

7. God is......
a) All powerful, all good, and all knowing. Amen.
b) Dead, b***h!
c) A fairytale creature, like the tooth fairy.
d) A black dude biggrin !!!!
e) I don't know, I'm still trying to figure that out.

8. If you were RPing, which would be your character?
a) A level 37 Gnome Tinker with status guard equipment. ^_^
b) A Dark Elf Necromancer, what of it?
c) Huh? RPing is lame.....but I'd be a rouge though.......yeah.
d) The happy bard who never give up!
e) A traveling swordsman.

9. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a TootsiePop?
a) Hmmm. Calculate the thickness of the candy shell, take into account the rate at which saliva desolves it and the abrasive properties of the average human tounge.... *begins to calculate*
b) None, I just bite the damn thing.
c) Let's find out. One, two, three, *crunch* SUCKER!!!!!
d) A bazillion!!!
e) If we knew, it would devalue the experience of enjoyment.

10. You're at an all you can eat place. You....
a) Start with the salad and work my way down to the deserts.
b) Skip to the deserts, salad's for pussies.
c) Brought containers so I can stock up for later.
d) Eat, drink, laugh, fart.
e) Practically clean the place out. I can't help it, it's my metabolism.....


Now, here's the score key:
a=1
b=2
c=3
d=4
e=5

10-17: You are Joan Halard! Highly intellegent, responsible, and excellent with all manner of machinery, Joan is the ship's mechanic. She takes good care of others...but sometimes feels underappreciated for it.

You work hard at keeping things in working order, but you can be kind of a**l sometimes. Loosten up, you don't need to fix everything that breaks.

18-26: You are Rex Kingston! A super genius, but also sort of an a*****e, Rex is the ship's hacker. He's cold hearted, doesn't trust anyone as far as he can throw them, and is extremely vengeful.

You are something of a misanthrope, probably paranoid to boot. You don't let anyone too close to you, especially if they seem to mean well. Stop looking down and open up your heart. Not everyone's out to get you.

27-34: You are Shamus Vane! The capitan of the pirate ship the Decade Phoenix, Shamus is a little ADD, a little cheap, and a whole lot of trouble.

You always try to act cool and unshakable, and you tend to become obsessed with anything you want, especially money, fame, and power. You're also a big ball of mischief waiting to happen. Think before you act, you'll last longer.

35-42: You are Alex! A cheerful and friendly sort, Alex is the ship's gunner and loves old movies and being with his friends. He hates to be alone, though.

You're a bright ray of sunshine to all around you, whether they want it or not. You also have a lot of anxiety about being alone, and so tend to cling to those you feel closest to. Don't worry, no one's going to leave you behind.

43-50: You are Dimitri Vane! Kind, and always searching for something, Dimitri is the ship's copilot. He has, through a series of unfortunate incidents, ended up with a raging beast within himself, which comes out at the worst of moments.

You are a gentle soul, but there is also something inside of you that you're not quite comfortable with, maybe even frightened of. You're also the soul-searching type, some may even call you a Hippie. You question everything. Whatever it is you're looking for, though, you need only look within yourself for it...no matter how painful it may be.

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