I have a few things I wish to do... first is some things I do when I'm home alone (I forgot what number I was on so I'm starting at one again)
1. Pretend to sell crack when its powdered sugar
2. Yell from my window "ROMEO, ROMEO! WHERE FOR ART THOU, ROMEO!!"
3. When no one answeres I yell "YOU CAN GO TO HELL THEN!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!"
4. pretend to be a dog, bark, walk on all fours, and most importanat -- Sniff people's butts!
5. Get aquanted with the tree in the next door neighbors yard by having a tea party with it. "So, you come here often?"
6. Tell a garden knock knock jokes.
7. WALK YOUR INVISABLE DOG!! "Yeah, 'sup. this is my invisable dog, poochie, feel free to get aquanted"
8. Wear a large fish bowl on your head, with your white puffy rain coat and walk slowly with an american flag in hand -- claim your neighbors moon--er, yard in the name of America!
9. Make your teddy flash the neighbors through the window.
10. speak with hand puppets.
50 WAYS TO ANNOY ITACHI!!
(This will be fun.)
1. Ask if you can have his cloak
2. When he says no, steal it
3. Shout "Rape!" everytime you stand next to him
4. Sing Jesus loves me next to him
5. When he says. "No he doesn't." Say "Well, your face doesn't love you!"
6. Throw pudding at him
7. Wrap your leg around his waist and kiss that sexy b*****d!
8. Ask if he's a girl.
9. When he threatens to use his Sharingan, spray water on him with a spray bottle and say. "No! Bad Itachi!"
10. Scream when a sneak attack is going on.
11. Help Sasuke find him, and tell him his weakness.
12. Hug Itachi and scream to all the Akatsuki. "Tinky-Winky's winkin' at you Itachi!" When you watch the tellitubies.
13. Draw a mustach on him when he sleeps.
14. Steel his boxers and wear them over your clothes for all to see.
15. Slap him and say. "Where's my money b***h?"
16. Throw a red ball at him while screaming. "Poke-ball! GO!"
17. Slap him on the butt and when he turns around, point to Kisame.
18. Scream in his ear while he's asleep. "WAKE UP GIRLY MAN!!"
19. Convince him the squirrles are revolting.
20. Throw acorns at him.
21. Switch all his wepons with bananas.
22. Paint his room pink.
23. Ask if you can borrow his bra infront of the whole Akatsuki.
24. Tear his cloak off and scream. "Sexy man alert!"
25. Whisper to Kisame. "You know, Itachi doesn't wear pants under his cloak." But just loud enough for Itachi to hear.
26. Make him go in the time out chair.
27. Braid his hair while he's asleep.
28. Make him look like a Clown and scream. "Yay! Itachi's finally doing his life long dream!"
29. Sleep in the same bed with him, and when he wakes up with a "WTF?!" look, say. "Oh, I thought you were a guy." Then get up and walk out.
30. Ask if you can have his boxers.
31. Reach into the front of his cloak in the midst of a heated battle, and pull out a sandwitch.
32. Cut his hair.
33. Make a Itachi sock puppet and mouth is with whatever Itachi says. (Well, thats ganna be one quiet sock puppet! XD)
34. Ask if he has anymore laxatives infront of all the Akatsuki.
35. Ask why he has a fetish for younger boys who are related to him. (AKA: Sasuke.)
36. Spray paint his hair neon green.
37. Steel his Akatsuki ring and flush it down the toilet.
38. Hug him in the midts of a big serious battle.
39. Draw a weasle on his hands.
40. Paint his nails pink instead of blue.
41. Make him have a tea party with you.
42. Buy him frilly pink panties for his birthday.
43. Buy him a CD of the backstreet boys.
44. Ask where he gets his hair done.
45. Say he needs high-lights
46. Make him smile by holding the ends of his mouth up with your fingers.
47. Sing him, "If your happy and you know it." over and over.
48. Make him clap his hands while dancing to yankee doodle.
49. Scream. "They're ganna kill you!" To they guy he was supposed to kill.
50. Blame everything on Kisame.
 Gaaras_Lover · Sun Feb 11, 2007 @ 09:17am · 1 Comments |
