Super Mega Firefighter Otama!!! -insert anime hero music-
Yeah. . .I'm at school. . .and my friend's truck catches fire. He runs to veinly attempt to put it out with his jacket. I go to do the same thing, but low and behold, my jacket's made of polyester! can't help with that! X.x anyway, all the annoying retards of the school start laughing and s**t, saying "haha! his truck's on fire!" makes me sick, really. . .a bunch of people with fire extinguishers tried, but hey! the fire's under the hood! The smoke starts getting thicker, bla bla bla. . .and guess what? I get to save Purity's car from teh fire ^.^ okay, no, her car wasn't actually on fire, but it was right next to the truck. get mad at me later, but I had to do something. . .iono. . .I moved the car, though. anyway, guess what? there was a white car that no one had bothered moving! come to find out, it belonged to some retarded-a** slow-s**t national guard-tard! he took his good ol' time getting to the damn car. . .bla bla bla. and he seemed to have slowed down as he got closer to the car/fire area. Go figure. . .not afraid of bullets, but he's afraid to get burned. . .WTF?!?!?! anyway, I'm gonna stop whining now and get back to my classwork. lol. ttyl. -cough- oh yeah. . .I forgot I had asthma
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