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"God Damn, They Took My Freakin Kidney!"
I haven’t written in my journal for weeks already. It feels dead.
Nothing much has happened over the past few weeks. Anything major would include this kid named Andy, my appendix hurting during my cousin’s birthday party, and Chinese New Year.
He is Andy, thus Andy is he…(well, dur.)
A short, cute, Asian guy. However, I can never keep his face inside my head over the weekends, because he looks too too much like this kid named Kevin I knew when I was in 3rd grade. Hence, I keep thinking about how Kevin looks like and completely forgets everything else.
Lately, I heard this song named “Your Horoscope For Today”. It a cool song and all, and I must include some lines:
“By playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day”.
Vanessa said something about winning her giganto orange dinosaur from a whack-a-mole competition.
“When you find that 40-pound watermelon in your colon”
While I was searching for internal organs, I discovered that your colon is somewhat near your appendix.
“Remember that when your appendix bursts next week”
This is where I got scared half to death. My appendix starting hurting like hell, and I thought I had appendicitis. My cousin spent almost an entire hour looking up what might’ve been wrong with me. I felt bad because it was her birthday party for goodness sakes. I had to hunch my back while singing “Happy Birthday” to her.
“By your explosive flatulence”
Uhh, I’d rather not say anything about this.
Just wanted to share the irony.
Today is Chinese New Year. YIPPEE! I did nothing that has anything to do with Chinese New Year other then receiving those holy red envelopes.
Mom and Dad: $10 each
Eddie and Rose: $2 each
Christine and Brian: One $5, one $1.
Auntie Bolin: One $20, one $10
Mabel: $10
It’s not a lot, but it’s the thought that counts. I’ll probably get a bit from Auntie Lin too.
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Also, I found something no one needs to know about but is intriguing and slight freakin disturbing.
So there’s this guy from this anime that has a “oral fixation”. I wanted to know what the official definition was, so I looked it up on wikipedia.
I found out it is the condition in which when a person is a baby, they were not weaned properly. (yes, I know, the way I worded it sucked.)
It means that the person is obsessed with activities including the mouth. (keep your minds out of the gutter.)
It really explains why when I was in 1st grade, I still saw people sucking on their thumbs. After all these years, I finally understand. I’m so uneducated.
Anyway, there are consequences of having an oral fixation. It gives you a craving to excessive smoke or eat. (or maybe still suck your thumb.) In the anime character’s case, it would be biting on his nail and excessively eating sweets.
Also, while looking up oral fixation, I also found a link to “Psychosexual Development”. It had a whole list of stuff. (Descriptive indeed. The word “stuff” is deep, very deep.)
Then, it lead to this guy named Freud and then to a list of things a girl would go through when she was really, really young.
If you're too immature, don't go about reading this. If you're a boy, don't read this. (Yes, now you really want to read it, don't you?)
It's nothing interesting, really. >_>
For girls:
• Soon after the libidinal shift to the p***s, the child develops her first sexual impulses towards her mother.
• The girl realises that she is physically not equipped to have a sexual relationship with her mother, as she has a clitoris and v****a, rather than a p***s.
• She desires a p***s, and the power that it represents. This is described as p***s envy. She sees the solution as obtaining her father’s p***s.
• She develops a sexual desire for her father.
• The girl blames her mother for her apparent castration (what she sees as punishment by the mother for being attracted to the father) assisting a shift in the focus of her sexual impulses from her mother to her father.
• Sexual desire for her father leads to the desire to replace, and eliminate her mother.
• The girl identifies with her mother so that she might learn to mimic her, and thus replace her.
• The child anticipates that both aforementioned desires will incur punishment (by the principle of lex talionis)
• The girl employs the defence mechanism of displacement to shift the object of her sexual desires from her father to men in general.
The offshoot of these events, often cited in the media and colloquially, is that a girl really wants to become her mother, so that she can control her father.
Personally, I can’t see any of that happening to me.
That was just some pointless information that I thought was interesting. None of you would probably need to know that unless you study anatomy or Freud or something.
A week long vacation. I’m overjoyed. If I was at my old school, I would be somewhat disappointed in a week long vacation, because I like my friends a lot and I’m happy in school.
But now, I wish I could stay home forever and never ever go to school again.
D:
Let’s think about happy stuff!
My cousin showed me this vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MNxwAU_xAMk
It’s very pointless, but it’s funny. For us, at least. (everyone seems to like it when she he says “FAI-AH”. 3nodding )
I suck at BB coding. Sue me.
Oh, and I’m motivated to become a pianist. 8D
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