I'm running around a place that looks like Hyrule. That's normal; I'd been play Twilight Princess before I went to sleep. Keep in mind that I know I'm dreaming. I almost always know when I'm dreaming. So, all the sudden, people around me start freaking out, screaming, "The AssShadow is coming! RUN! Hide your asses!" I'm like, WTF? Understandable, because what the hell is an AssShadow? The sky goes dark, and I hide under a rock ledge, making sure that my a** is unvisible to the outside world--
Shadow the Hedgehog starts flying around the globe at light speed, searching for asses. I'm like, ohcrap, AssShadow...at this point, I still don't know what AssShadow does. The sky lightens, and I get a bit less scared, letting my toes peek out of the rock niche I'm in. AssShadow spots them, and drags me out into the open, says "Let's get this over with", I realize AssShadow means to assrape me, and I yelp and wake up in a cold sweat--
 Talice-Derae · Mon Mar 05, 2007 @ 07:50pm · 6 Comments |
