Warning : Beach rant ahead!
Anyways. So I'm on the bus, right?
And me and a friend are joking around, when I go "Seriously. Ms. Kelley is a beach."
And my friend named Elmo goes "What did you say? Did you say b***h?" And I'm all "NO."
Then my neighbor, Jessi, goes "WHAT. YOU DID NOT JUST SAY BEACH."
"Uh. Yes, I did?"
"WHAT THE HELL. BEACH IS MMMYYY WORD."
So, obviously I'm thinking "Uh. You can't OWN a word."
So I say "Um. I've never heard you say it before." Because I swear to God, I've NEVER heard her say it. EVER.
So she goes "I SAY IT ALL THE TIME. I say beach, and my sister says peach."
So I go "Um. Whatever. But I swear, I've never heard you say it."
Then, she has the nerve to go "Whatever, you always have to be right."
Which, pissed me the frick off.
I DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE RIGHT.
And I go.. "Uhh. No I don't. I don't ALWAYS have to be right. I'm just defending what I said, because I know I'm right." Sure, I was beaching. But still >.< It's TRUE. I'm smarter than her in mostly everything - math, computers, iPods, whatever.
And she goes "Hey, Elmo. I proved Emily wrong this morning."
SURE. b***h ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT THERE.
Elmo goes "REALLY?"
"Yah. The work people brought our pool table today, and Emily was all 'How'd you get it in the house?' So I was all 'Uhh, they brought it in the door?' and she was all 'But it wouldn't fit.' So, I grabbed a poolstick and measured it. Then, I brought it over to the door, and turned it on the side, then I measured it. IT FIT."
"ALRIGHT!" Then they highfive each other.
I went "Uhh. It would've scraped the sides. It barely fit."
And she's all "No. There was about six inches of space."
So I go "I didn't see that. I saw that it barely fit. Besides, the wall was in the way from where I was standing and I couldn't see both the stick and the edges because you were in the way."
So she goes "Seriously, you always have to be right."
>.<
So I turn away, and Elmo's all "Ohh, thats alright. I love you, Emily." and she hugs me. I slap her arm, then get off the bus.
Jessi turns to me, and goes "God Emily. I'm right."
Randy, the sister that supposedly says "peach" gets off the bus and goes "Your right about what?"
So Jessi says... "I told Emily about how I say beach and you say peach and she got pissed off because I'm right and she's wrong."
EXCUSE ME?
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT HOW IT WENT.
"Wait. So, I say peach and you say beach? Since when has that happened?"
Jessi stares and Randy and goes "Uhh. We've been doing that for like, ever."
"No we haven't. I've never said peach and I've never even HEARD you say beach."
So I turn and go "HA."
And she stomps up the street.
WHAT THE HELL. She just either lied to me or was pulling a bitching act.
What do you think was up with her?
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