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Okay, I went to the dentist today and he took some x-ray thingies, just like they always do. Well, he goes out for a bit and comes back in and says "Um, I think you should see this." He shows me this one X-ray of the last baby tooth in my mouth (yes, even though I'm nearly fifteen, I still have a baby tooth; strong gums run in my family). Well, the adult tooth underneath it that supposed to take it's place isn't growing straight up. In fact, it's tilted on it's side. It's almost growing horizontally. My mom started freaking out (cuz apparantly I'm gonna have to have surgery so that it doesn't get infected XP) but I just said "Awesome!". I have a renegade tooth!

Instead of growing vertically like all the rest of the teeth, this tooth decided he would rebel and grow a different way. No he's growing towards the next tooth over so that he can spread word of his rebellion. Once he has gotten every tooth in my mouth over to his side, they will paint themselves blue and launch an attack on the head hancho: the brain. Yes, that's right. They've have grown tired of the brain using them to chew food, day in and day out, and not getting any respect. So they decided to revolt! Plans are currently being made to halt the invasion in it's track by way of forcing the tooth to grow vertically. This will be done by putting a spring, in the form of a rubber band, on it so that it grows the right way, thus preventing it from spreading his ideas of "freedom of teeth." This spring will be attached to braces that I will have on two teeth (one on the coming out tooth and the tooth above it, so that there is something to attach the rubber band to).

Actions will be taken soon, and I assure you, there is nothing to fear.