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K, I saw Spidey 3 yesterday and I found it one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

The reason being is that when Peter gets his new "cool" black suit, he becomes an emo. Srsly. The first thing he does after he beats up the Sandman in his black Spidey suit is go to a mirror and put his hair over one eye. I dead serious. My friend (moonstone lover92) and I nearly died laughing. Then there's this whole scene with him walking down the street and I died again. He's swinging his hips side to side and pointing at people like "I'm the s**t, I'm the s**t." Everytime he passes a girl, he flips his hair (yes FLIPS HIS HAIR!!! Like a freakin pretty boy!!!) and goes "Hey babe." Then, he goes into a store, comes out with new duds, and proceeds to do his version of the disco in front of the store, all the while thinking he's so cool. It was incredibly dorky. And not even the cute dorky, like he was b4. It was the cocky dorky. Then when he got depressed, he sat on top of this skyscraped and was just sitting there...looking really emo.

Later, he's in his room with that blonde haired chick. You know, the one that lives across the hall from him. The one with the pigtails. Yea, I thought you remember those pigtails. Anyway, he's talking on the phone (and its a pretty important phone call too...I just can't remember what it was about sweatdrop ) and he's just talking to the girl like "Hey, give me another cookie." and she's totally feeding him. He's flipping his head and crap and just acting like a total Backstreet Boy and she's just lapping it up. It was incredibly funny, even though I like that girl. She is the only example I have ever seen of a non-annoying preppy girl.

Let's see...about the rest of the movie. There was WAY too much Peter/MJ in this one. Even more than the last movie. Only this time, a car didn't crash through the window when it got romantic. I had to sit through half an hour of "O, I love you Peter" and "O, I love you Mary Jane" before an explosion, and it was only a lil one! And both Peter and MJ have gotten really conceited. At one point, MJ was like "O, Peter. Even though your Spiderman and save a bunch of people and are the only hope for this city, what about me? I got a bad review for my play! I need attention!" Then Spidey goes "O, MJ. That kinda thing happens to me all the time. Like when all my fans are chanting my name and wearing my merchandise and everyone loves me and...I'm not sure what that has to do with you, but hey, I don't care! Everyone loves me! See ya" *jumps out window*

The Sandman was freakin awesome though. I loved his motive: he was stealing money to pay for his daughter's medical bills cuz she was really sick. I'm so glad he didn't die! The other dude (the black spiderman with the sharp pointy teeth) scared the hell out of me! He kept on jumping out of nowhere and opening his mouth (which is freakin HUGE!!!!) to reveal all his sharp pointy teeth and screaming this high pitch noise. I practically had a heart attack when I saw his mouth. And the dude that was inside the suit, the whiny reporter dude, can really hold a grudge. He was going against Peter to try and get great pics of Spiderman and Peter exposed one of his pics as a fraud, so the whiny reporter goes to a church and says "God, please kill Peter Parker." All over one photo! He SRSLY needs to get a life.

And, and lil Goblin Jr. is incredibly gay. He gets hit on the head and loses all memory of Peter being Spiderman (convenient much) and when MJ comes to his house, he is finishing up a painting and then proceeds to cook while blaring "The Twist" from his radio, which he then dances too. MJ totally tries to hit on him and I just go "Hunny, he's queer. You might want to try someone else."

But, anyway, see the movie. If not for anything else, just go to see it for Peter's emo walk. It's so freakin funny!