Why don’t you make like a tree and photosynthesize the oxygen we need to breathe?! Oh snap!
You can try hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I’m gonna turn you into a potato!
I swear to God I’m gonna kick the nose off your face!
Holy grandma s**t!
Can you tell me where the muffin man lives?
I’m gonna piss in my hand and toss it in your face
You look like Hobo to Clown that just screwed a pineapple
I’m gonna turn your face into mashed potatoes.
I’m such a SAD PANDA!
You look like you got screwed up the a** by a 13 year old boy
If you wanna stick your head in the microwave and kill yourself, that’ll be fine.
I’m gonna flush you down a toilet like a dead hooker’s clothes.
Justin Bieber is an a** clown
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