has a sprinkler ever malfunction, hit an outlet, and electricute someone to death?
does it make you gay if you drink until he's a she, then have sex?
why didn't they just kill Gilligan and eat him?
is the moon planning on taking over the earth? I mean... it's sitting there... circling us... watching us... it's planning something ninja
why don't they just make a car that can never get a flat tire? think about a tank... why can't they just do something like that for a car?
could I get away with entering a cow pie in a pie eating contest?
why is it that you can fly a plane before you can drive a car?
why isn't the drinking age at 18!? you can legally join the army, kill a bunch of people and set their houses on fire, but you can't have a beer to celebrate? WTF? mad
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