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Set in Harry’s seventh year. Voldemort died in his sixth year. No DH spoilers. ^^
This is a sex ed fic. It will have bad language, dirty stuff, and probably sex scenecs. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SEX IN THE CLASSROOM
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It was the start of term, and Severus could not believe what Dumbeldore was doing. Honestly, Severus thought the old man had (finally) gone insane. Well, he would be able to see the students shocked out of their wits…

“Welcome to another year at Hogwarts! It has come to our attention that some students are in need of sex education,” Dumbledore said, smiling, “so, all sixth and seventh years are required to take this class. Now, I’m sure you’re all wondering who your teacher will be. Professor Snape has kindly agreed to teach this class. Now, let’s eat!”

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Ron was piling his plate with food, laughing at the thought of Snape teaching a sex class, and wondering who needed sex ed in the first place.
Harry just grinned at him. He hoped he wasn’t the only one that needed sex ed, but from the looks of it, he was. Hermione had, no doubt, read about it. Neville…well, Neville probably needed it, too. As for the rest of the boys in Gryffindor, he was sure they knew.
“Well...” he said. “This is certainly going to be an interesting year.”

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Severus had met the Headmaster in his office. Slimy things in jars glistened on the shelves.
“Headmaster… Forgive me, but, why the HELL did you make ME the teacher?!”
“Why, Severus, you’re the best man for the job!” Dumbledore replied happily, sucking on a lemon drop.
Severus scoffed. “Bullshit. You’re just torturing me, aren’t you?”
“Of course, my boy, of course. It is getting late. You’ll need your rest for those extra classes, after all. Good night!’ Dumbledore walked away rather swiftly.
“And good riddance, damn you. Well, he is right.” Severus sighed. “Better prepare for the dunderheads and perverts. Hopefully none of them are sexually retarded…”
He slammed the door to his quarters, his anger still lingering in the air.
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