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(Beware, this is one of my weirdest stories yet. It's still cute tho. I think. Excuse the longness. sweatdrop COMMENT PLZ. )

Ian bent his head down towards Gino, kissing him gently on the youth's soft lips. Gino returned it eagerly, getting on his tiptoes to compensate for the drastic hight difference.

Moments later, Ian broke the kiss, looking down at Gino.

"You sure this is a good idea? I mean...this isn't exactly a private location."

They were in Gino's room, within the newly rebuilt Gambino Mansion. Gino nodded confidently.

"I already told the servants I don't want to be disturbed for any reason, and Dad won't be back from his business trip until tomorrow."

At the mention of his father, Gino's violet eyes suddenly became sad. Ian frowned.

"Uh oh, what's wrong?"

Gino sighed, "Nothing, it's just...I still haven't told him. About us."

"I figured as much," Ian said wryly, "seeing as he hasn't threatened to snap me in two like a dry twig if I ever touched you again."

"Ian! He isn't like that..."

"..."

"...Anymore..."

"Uh huh."

"Really! He's patient and understanding now. It's really nice."

"If he's so nice now, why haven't you told him?"

"...Because I'm worried it'll make him nuts again."

"See??"

Gino threw up his hands in a helpless gesture and sat on his bed. Ian joined him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. Gino sighed.

"I just...I don't know what to do. The whole thing was Sasha, when I was merged with Dad...I was driven by my father's desire to...you know..."

"...What?"

"You know..."

"His desire to...score?"

"His desire to produce an heir to carry on the Gambino legacy!"

"Oh, right. I was close."

Gino sighed again, leaning against Ian.

"I'll...I'll never be able to have children. I could never give myself to someone unless I really loved them, and the only one I've ever loved...really loved...is you..."

"Gino..."

"I'm going to end up dissapointing him, just like I always do..."

"Hey, hey..." Ian cupped Gino's chin and turned his face towards his own, looking into his eyes, "Don't start with that again. You are not a dissapointment. And you never know...he might change his mind. I changed my mind about you, didn't I?"

Gino smiled a little, "Yeah...you're right."

"I used to wonder why it was so hard for me to tell Sasha I loved her. Now I know...I never really felt it. I love you, Gino."

Ian's eyes softened, his face becoming flushed, "Let me show you how much I love you..."

He gently pushed Gino back onto the bed, kissing his neck. Gino gasped, the sensations sending shivers throughout his body. Ian pulled away and climbed on top of Gino, straddling him. He carelessly tossed aside his hat and shrugged off his jacket.

"Beautiful..." he murmured, looking down at Gino.

Gino blushed and looked away as he fumbled with the buttons on his blouse.

"So'r you..." he said shyly, finally losing his blouse.

Ian smiled at Gino and quickly shed his vest and shirt. He leaned over and began to kiss and nibble Gino's bare chest, at the same time grinding against the younger man's body.

"I want you...so bad...do you want me? I said do you want me?"

Gino moaned, arching his head back.

"Oh Ian...yes...YES..."

And it was this exact moment that Johnny K. Gambino barged into the room.

"Oh Gino, I'm home early! You wanna - GINO!?"

"D-DAD!!"

"Aw sh - "

~

On a big silver ship that was orbiting the planet of Gaia, the interstellar being known only as "Mother" suddenly gasped. She (He? It? For the sake of simplicity, let's go with "she" wink sat down in a nearby chair, looking pained.

"Mother?" One of Mother's many children hurried to her side, "Mother, are you alright? What's wrong?"

"...I have felt a great disturbance," Mother said, "as if a billion yaoi fangirls cried out in dissapointment, then were suddenly silenced..."

~

"This isn't what it looks like."

It occurred to Ian as soon as he said it that he probably didn't sound very convincing, seeing as his voice was a few octaves higher than usual. But he couldn't help it - Gambino was standing there in the doorway, red in the face, looking like he was about to pop a blood vessel, his very large and powerful hands balled in very angry fists. Ian's eyes darted to the window, wondering if he'd be able to get to it before Gambino caught him.

But he quickly dismissed that thought when he looked down at Gino. The boy was still laying on the bed, frozen, looking at his father like a deer that was caught in the headlights. Ian knew he couldn't just leave Gino to face his father's wrath alone.

Besides, they were on the third floor.

"You see..." Ian said, racking his brain for an excuse, "we were...um...we were...wrestling! Yeah! Manly wrestling! In fact, we were fighting over Sasha! Again. So uh..."

Ian pointed at Gino in what he hoped was a threatening pose.

"You stay away from Sasha, cause she's mine! Got it?"

"Gino, what the hell are you doing!?"

Ooookay, clearly he wasn't buying the wrestling story. Gino finally came out of his catatonic state, slowly sitting up.

"F-Father -"

"I don't understand, Gino! How did it come to this?? Do you realize what people would say if they found out my SON is - is - "

Gino could feel his face burning with shame. He closed his eyes, dreading what his father would say next.

" - AN UKE!?"

"..."

Ian and Gino blinked at Gambino for a moment, looked at each other, then back at Gambino.

"Huh?"

"Wha?"

Gambino shook his head, looking completely at a loss, "Gino, don't you remember anything I've taught you? You're a Gambino! A Gambino is ALWAYS on top in ANY situation!"

"Uhh..."

"I mean, are you honestly going to let yourself be domniated by this skinny twerp? Show some pride, boy!"

"So...you're not mad that I've been making love to an older man?"

"Not that much older..." Ian muttered, a little miffed by the "skinny twerp" comment.

"Of course not," Gambino answered, waving his arm grandly, "now stop with this submissive nonsense and show this guy who's boss!"

"Uh...okay Dad..."

"Thatta boy."

Gambino turned to leave, then paused and turned back.

"Oh and...Ian, is it?"

"Er...yes?"

"If you ever break my son's heart, I'll skin you alive."

And flashing a charismatic grin, he left, closing the door behind him.

"..."

"...That...went well...I think?"

"He threatened to skin me alive! And he called me a twerp!"

"But he didn't snap you in two like a dry twig."

"Well...no, I guess not," Ian muttered. He looked over at Gino and was mildly disturbed to see Gino grinning mischeviously.

"...What?"

"Well, you heard my father..."

Suddenly Gino pounced on Ian, pinning him down on the bed.

"H-Hey! What are you - ohhh..." Ian moaned as Gino smothered his neck with hot kisses.

"Don't worry," Gino breathed into Ian's ear, "I'll be gentle..."

Ian quickly decided he didn't mind switching roles...at least for now.

"Y'know, I can't help but wonder why Gambino took the news so well, seeing as you won't be having an heir anytime s - "

"Why are you still talking?"

"Ooooh, I'm so sorry Master Gino, maybe I need to be punished..."

~

"So..." Gambino leaned over the table, grinning at a shadowy figure sitting across from him, "do we have a deal?"

"Well, Mr. Gambino, I have to admit, this is a rather odd use of my powers. But...it's just too sweet to pass up. I'll do it. Just one thing."

"Hmm?"

The shadowy figure leaned across the table, her features now becoming clear.

"Shouldn't I gender-swap Gino instead?" BatNeko asked. "I mean, let's face it, he's already pretty girly - "

"No!" Gambino cried, banging his fist on the table, "Absolutely not! Ian needs to be the woman so Gino can impregnate him properly!"

"Okay okay. But I'm changing Ian back after the baby is born. I don't think he'd appreciate being a woman for the rest of his life."

"Very well...shall we shake on it?"

They did so. Gambino began to laugh maniacly.

"BWAHAHA! The Gambino legacy lives on! Take THAT Von Whoresons!"

"Dude, the Von Helsons are dead."

"Yeah, but...still. Dammit."

And so, the authoress finally ended this bizzare little story. razz

(I warned you. And uh...please don't kill me BatNeko, I just suddenly thought of you as I was wrapping up the story and thought it'd be a funny scene. So yeah. sweatdrop )