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The Hell Point
I have created a system for measuring how good or evil someone is. The system itself has no definite name but it does have one untit. That unit is called the Hell Point. The more Hell Points you get the closer you are to becoming entirely evil. A this point when you die you will burn in Hell. Only two people can give out Hell Points. Those two people are myself, because I am a saint, and Andrew Wilsey, because he is the actual Devil. But anyone can receive Hell Points. There are certain degrees to Hell Points which I will now discuss. 5th Degree: Someone says something very mean that doesn't really cause anything to happen, such as saying "I wish Mrs. Strickland would just die". Cussing and small lies also fall under this degree. 4th degree: Saying something that causes something to happen or influences another person's thoughts or actions. An example of this would be telling these two girls in a lunch line that some other guy hates Jesus, when in fact he doesn't. 3rd Degree: Doing something that is pretty minor, but still evil, for example placing a used Sonic's cup in a trashcan at Wal-Mart that is meant for display, not for use. 2nd degree: Doing something very bad that causes some sort of real damage. An example of this would be getting your friend a zero on a major report because you copied it nearly word for word, and in turn causes your friend to get the only grade lower than a B on his report card for that entire year. Some more examples of this include hurting others (to some severity), stealing, and other such immoral acts. 1st degree: There are not many people that will reach this level of evil. At this degree you have to perform some of the most wicked, diabolical acts known to man. An example of this would be killing someone, paralyzing someone, raping someone, burning someone's house to the ground, or in fact commiting suicide. Let's hope the 1st Degree Hell point will never be used. If there is any speculation to whcih level of Hell point a person should receive, you must reach either myself or Andrew Wilsey. If however the argument is between myself and Andrew Wilsey, a third party must then be involved. I hope that after reading this you now have the knowledge to distinguish between Hell Points. I also hope that knowing this will help you control your urge to commit Hell points, and that it will also influence others to do the same. Also Andrew Wilsey will burn in Hell.
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