Hi. My name is Heidi Mooner (don't ask comment or even snicker at my last name), and I have had about ten near death expirences ... in the last month, give or take one rolleyes . I've lost count on how many I've had in my lifetime. But here are some of my favorites sweatdrop . There was the time my brakes went out on the top of a mountain pass, two thousand feet down folks, and I was headed for the edge, after which the brakes mysteriously worked fine. And then there was that time that an assasin mistook me for some Russian spy. Thankfully the real spy showed up in time to take the bullet. Oh and my absoulute favorite came right out of the Acme handbook. A thousand pound safe just missed the target of my head! Now everywhere I go I'm on the lookout ninja , 'cause you never know who might be trying to kill you. I try to keep on living, since I like it that way, but there's something wierd going on here. No one meets this many "coincedences" in a thousand lifetimes, let alone a country girl in the middle of Kansas, plain brown hair and eyes, average height and weight, with no high up goals to acheive. Someone's out to get me and must think that I have a death wish eek .
 Cenendra · Sun Jun 24, 2007 @ 02:17am · 1 Comments |
