Live life, ALIVE!: a manual on how to avoid near death expeiriences.
Chapter 1 Always duck.
No matter what anyone else does, duck and cover at the sound of any of these phrases: Watch out!; Hey!; You there!; Oh no!; Oops!; Duck!.
If you do this, even if you look silly, you will still be alive to face the rest of the......
burning_eyes "Yeah, yeah I already know that." I was holding a book that would hopefully shed some light and perspective on my predicament. Thumbing through the chapters, 5 always wear a helmet, 9 don't go near cliffs, I finally found what I was looking for. Chapter 24 Who IS out to get you?
There are many people who may be out to get you, but there are some who go to extremes. The following guide will help you dicern who exactly is out for your life.
 Cenendra · Wed Jul 04, 2007 @ 03:17am · 1 Comments |
