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Let me tell you first that I totally hate sciences!!! Since this year at least... xp I find science physics so complicated, especially with the teacher I have. He's the weirdest teacher of the entire school, I can't believe he's even a teacher. If he was an animal, he would definetely be a monkey. He's always moving around and he uses his hands a lot. eek Plus last summer (well, it was in the end of the year but saying spring sounds bad xp ) he used to come to school on a skateboard after taking the bus. gonk He looks like a kid and also acts like one sometimes. He was singing Buzz Lighter's song from Toy Story. He says that Buzz is his favorite character and he admires him. lol The stupid thing is that when he was singing the song, some of my classmates were singing with him including DL. stare
The examples that the teacher gives for some stuffs are simply pathetic. He wants us to imagine an electric circuit like a car wash. xd It's helpful, but it's such a stupid idea and I always laugh when he says car wash with an english accent. xd There's this other thing with electricity, we have to remember this 3 letters in order. So he said that we should think pee, since those letters are U, R, I. Pee is urine in french so yeah. It's absolety gross and stupid! rolleyes
But if there's a thing that I love about the teacher is that I can match him up with the other physics teacher who's good looking. I can't do it in real life because my teacher has a girlfriend and 2 kids, I think he's in his late 30s. He's not ugly, he's just cute in a certain way... sweatdrop The other teacher who is so gay is also in his late 30s. Well I say that they're bisexual. I even had a dream about them making up and I saw them because I entered the classroom to take my pencil box that I forgot. They didn't want me to tell anyone but I wanted to so that people could actually believe me when I say that they're gay, so the teachers were super nice with me and bought me lots of sweets. 4laugh heart I wish that dream could come true! whee But my table friends and I talk about them being gay and cheating on each other. I could also bring my history teacher, but that's a detail. I wish those physics teacher would just kiss in front of me when I'll have a camera on me. crying
One day in physics class, we were doing exercises and the teacher was explaining some stuffs to students who went to ask questions in front. The other teacher came in because he forgot something, it was a jacket. He was heading towards the exit when a student screamed "Watch out for the door!" (Because an other day, that teacher came to take something from our maths teacher, it was chocolates and the school agenda. As he was going out, he looked the class's way and gave us his charming smile but he walked straight in the wall. The class was laughing, I was totally cracked up! xd So the teacher smiled again and went away this time looking where he was going, but the class was still laughing and making fun of me. blaugh ) Unfortunately, he didn't hear it but instead he came back and started to stare at my teacher explaining about stuffs not conducting electricity well. (The example he gave was stupid, it was to imagine that there was a killer bee in the class and they were 2 exits, a normal one and one made of jello. confused He said that all the class will pass throught the normal door, since it's the fastest way to get outside. So there's a lot of electricity passing fast. But the other door, 2 or 3 students will pass through it since they want to get out fast and there's too much people trying to get through the other exit. It's true that this example is easy to get, but it's still stupid! domokun ) So the other teacher was listening to mine, more like looking but yeah. Then he left and I turned at DL who agreed with me. He so likes my teach! wink heart
Oh and today, DL and I had to redo an laboratory exam on electricity since we had failed it. surprised The 2nd cycle of secondary in my school watched this sketch right after lunch about prostitution of young girls because they're approached by "pimps". It was so stupid and crappy! xd So after that, we didn't have a 4th period so DL and I went to redo our exams. The teacher said that if he wants us to have our exams corrected we'll have to go to his place with his buddies... At first I was like: eek , when I realized that he was making fun of the sketch, I was like: xd . While DL was like this at first: confused , then she was like: xp . This teacher was laughing and said that he would never do stuffs like that, that he's a nice guy. We were both like: stare Sure sir...
But the teacher made fun of DL and I when we were doing our exam because we were arguing about the circuit not being put well. Also stupid DL plugged everything badly so we had to replug it and it took forever but we got 98% so I'm happy. 3nodding

I think that this is the longest post I've ever written in my journal! eek Good luck to anyone who's going to read it all! gonk heart