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K, I know it's kinda late but I wanna talk about the new HP book. My computer has been busted for nearly a week now (right on the day the HP book came out, ironically) and I havn't been able to start up my computer, let alone go on the net. but now it's working. YAY!!

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS!!!!

First of all, am I the only one who didn't catch that Godric Gryffindor was born in Godric's Hollow? I didn't think so. I read that and said "...holy s**t. how did I miss that?" That just went completely over my head.

Lupin and Tonks. I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!! They were my fav characters (excluding Draco and Mad eye) and I cried so hard when they died. I could have handled it if only one of them died but they BOTH died at once. And it was so random too! It's like "Lupin and Tonks are dead. Ok, next thing." JK spent NO time on it. When I got to like the third page and Voldie said how Tonks married Lupin, I screamed. I've supported that couple since the fifth book and I couldn't believe my puppy got married!! And then Lupin said they had had a child and I jumped around the room cuz I was so happy.

Mad-eye. Wtf!?!?! His death was also random. "Let's go off! OMG harry's alive! Mad-eye's dead. Oh well. OMG A DUCK!!" Gosh. I didn't believe he was dead for the longest time. Especially since they couldn't find his body. I mean, usually in stories if a dude disappears and they don't find his body, he comes back later and he's alive (a.k.a Ganadorf and Murtagh). But then when I saw that pic of his eye on Umbridge's door (I knew it was her door instantly) I got SO mad. I've nvr wanted to kill that b***h more than I did that instant.

Fred. Another wtf moment. I was TOTALLY not expecting him to die. I mean, he wasn't that big of a character. Plus I got a lil distracted from his death when I found out my puppy and Tonks had died. That was not good placement on JK's part. I mean, you're shocked at Fred's death but then u totally forget about it when the other two died.

Hedwig. Lol. The first casualty of war was a pigeon. Lol.

Snape. HELL YES!! I laughed when he died. I also said "Dumbledore, you have been avenged." I don't ******** care if he was good and killed Dumbledore cuz he told him too, I still hate the guy!! He killed my Dumblydore. The bloody b*****d...and him with Lilly made me barf a lil bit in my mouth. After a while, when I read about their story, it wasn't so bad, it was actually kinda sweet, but it was still kinda "ew." Maybe that was cuz I could imagine lil Lilly but whenever I thought of lil Snape I could only see Alan Rickman. So I imagined a lil girl talking to this old ugly dude. Blegh. The whole breaking off the second pg of her letter was kinda weird too. And what weirded me out was that Harry saw the whole Snape/Lilly thing in the pensieve, and we was totally NOT freaked out by it!! I mean, Snape loved his mom (which is nasty enough) but he loved her AFTER SHE WAS MARRIED. AND HAD A KID. That's just wrong. And Harry was just like "Oh, that's what happened." If it was me, I'd be like "oh my god, Snape wanted to sex up my mom!!" And when Voldie said Snape only "desired lilly" I practically gagged.

Dobby. Dobby's death was kinda sad. I respected him a lot more after that.

Draco. DRACO LIVED!! OMG!! I admit, I looked at the end of the book b4 I finished it; but not to find out the plot, i just wanted to see if Draco lived. I scanned down the page and said "Ginny and Harry die. Big whoop. O, they get married. yay. Oh, Hermi--OMG DRACO!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! HALLUJAH!!!" I was so happy that he survied the bloodbath I practically cried. Yes, I have a problem. I get too attatched to fictional characters. So what? And they never said the name of his wife, so I'm just gonna add in there that her name was "Alyse". O, and who names their child Scorpius? They must have been on drugs.

Neville. I...love...Neville. When he said "When hell freezes over" RIGHT TO VOLDIE'S FACE, I yelled "WOOT!!! Go neville!!" I have SOOOOOO much more respect for him now. He's hardcore.

Voldemort. Harry beats him. Big freakin whoop. Saw that one coming.

Crabbe. Haha. He caught himself on fire.

The ending. Ok, who in their right mind names their child Albus Severus? He's totally gonna teased at school. Hermione and Ron got together. Yay. I loved when she kissed him. It's like "sticking up for house elf's rights is so sexy!"