So,in about two weeks I'll have acquired a new parental unit; The Brandon Cook model from Kentucky,complete with cajun drawl and a need for spicy things.
The Brandon Cook model is a slim,put-anywhere-and-he'll-fit type. Almost to the point of being downright scrawny,the Bradon makes up for his meek size in the amount of accesories he comes with. Be prepared to make extravegant changes to any household when purchasing a Brandon.
The Brandon makes for a good housemate,in that he is a friendly model type,and surpisingly likes many things the new family enjoys. He even gets along with the animals.However,the Brandon the Sergienko family has purchased is a second-hand model,and has a virus; Also known as being a 'Smoker,' the Brandon model Cook happens to be addicted to little sticks full of tar and other gunk,and tends to smoke up like a haystack. Unfortunately,the Alpha female of the Sergienko family has the same infection,and with the both of them sick,it may take a bit to flush their system and get a proper tune-up in place.
A handy man,the new Brandon acquired is sure to be a new asset to the family,and we are happy to welcome him into the household.However, as we haven't fully given him a trial run,only time will tell as to how well the new model will function in the Sergienko family.Hopefully any and all bugs have already shown themselves,and no new nasty little suprises will show as he is integrated in.
The middle child of the Sergienko family would like to comment that she is waiting in a neutralic manner for anything to happen,and is more focused on obtaining her stupid driver's liscence and getting to college on time.
She would also like to note that she has once again fallen under the spell of Harvey Birdman and douts she'll be able to quit again.
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