Ryu walked down the hall of the lair and into the kitchen. She look on the counter and in the sink. it was a mess. so ryu picked up a sponge and began to claen the pots and pans.
"If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to play and shout.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little teddy bears.
If you go out in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic
Every teddy bear, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's lots of wonderful things to eat
And wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic
."
"Ryu-san Leader-sama wants to speak to you." Deidara said snaping ryu back to reality.
"mmmK, where?"
they walked do the hall to a door and Deidara lead ryu in. He locked the door behind them.
"Whatchadoin Deidara-san?"
the room was dark. a staticy voice began to talk."Ryu-san, i'm glad you've come willingly."
"Hello there! why wouldn't i?"
"I am the leader of this organization." ryu turned around to see a shadowy holagraphic figure. "Do you know the difference between you and the other members?"
"Yeah, they want to be here and i don't ^^" She said sarcasticaly
"No they..."
"I know i know oh oh oh pick pick me, I have the real answer!"
"...ok... Ryu-san...you."
"They have nifty cloths and rings and such, and i don't."
"exactily."
"10 points!"
"we have your clothes right here," leader said. kisame walked out of the shadows with a cloak, hat, netted shirt, shoes, and pants. "but..."
"OOOO nifty!" other members came out of the darkness.
"will you pleasr listen?!"
"ok, im all ears!"
"Ryu-san, every other member has a ring on their hand, or a necklace, or ear ring. there isn't a place for you to have it."
"i'm fine with that, its not my taste in jewlery any way."
"but i'm no ok with it." he said menicingly.
"What exactly, do you plan to do about that, captin?" Ryu said not really paying attention and picking at her fingernails.
"I plan to brand you."
"Oh, well that makes perfect sense! thats what i would...WHAT?!?!?!"
""we're are going to scorch you with this hot metal prod with a kanji sign on it."
"I KNOW WHAT BRANDING IS!!! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PSYCHOPATHS!!!"
"yeah....well hold still."
"no flippin way."
"I thought yuou might resist. Itachi, Kisame, come pin her down!'
"NONONO!!! this is such a felony!!!"
"we have been known for doing those kinds of things," Daisuke said maliciously.
Ryu simply spit in his face and blew a raspberry at him. Itachi and kisame pinned her down and held kunai to her throat."don't move!" Kisame whispered."
"ahhh my eye, you acid spitting harpy!!" daisuke yelled at her.
Ryu chuckled. "ok well, in movies, i see them give the victom a peice of wood to bite down on when this happens."
"Fine," leader-sama said, "sasori, give your arm."
"What, no way." said a mellow calm voice.
Ryu turned to see a big, scary wooden body, crouched over like a beatle. "he does need to do that!"
before ryu relized it, an arm was thrown at her. it wasn't a fleshy arm but it was wood? "ok, lets do this, i can take, arghhhh!!
"... are you a pirate now?" leader said
"Aye cap'n i be the toughest scallywag in the sea and on the land, ye land lubber!!"
"
. . . right, crazy, lets get this over with."
ryu bit down hard on the puppets arm, preparing for immense pain.
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