"OWWW me belly hurts!"She said rubbing it. "What does it say, Itachi?" she lifted up her shirt.
"It says...dragon...go figure"
"OH REALLY??? NEATO!!!!! I LOVE DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"yeah i know" he said rolling his eyes.
"Hey itachi?"
"ya?"
Whats gonna happen now??"
"well you see, the leader must see how you rank in power compared to the other members. than he makes a list from top to bottom."
"oh" she said disappointedly(but a smirk crept up her face)
"What? you sound disappointed" he said wit no concern in his voice.
"Its just that people these days have some sort of power obsession, ya know? Even kids. I mean i know it is perfectly natural to want to be the best, but sometimes people take it a tad too far *COUGH COUGH*"
"Don't start that arguement, you know i had to kill them."
"nu-uh. THERE WAS NO LOGIC BEHIND IT AT ALL!"
"I'm not having this discussion any more" itachi said bitterly.
"Your just afraid of my awesome lawer debating skills"
"Yeaah thats it exactly" He rolled his eyes.
"When is the listing going to take place?" Ryu asked
"Eventualy. Now leave me alone, I'm going to my room." He turn a cornor abruptly and set on his path to his room.
"Hey wait!!!" she half yelled as she chased after him.
SLAM!!! the door closed quickly behind him. Ryu crashed her face into it. her face slid down the door, leaving thin trail of blood in its wake. "Jerk." she muffled into the door.
Momo came up from behind. Ryu turned around to look at her.
"Were you thinking about yaoi?" Momo chuckled.
"hehehehehe maaayyyybe" said blushing and giggling
"well im gonna go to that shveet courtyard place, there are so many animals there!" Ryu said.
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Ryu stolled into "that shveet courtyard"whistling a marry tune. she heard a bush ruffle.
"Dai-chan, not so hard, ahh" She heard yuki's voice squeek.
"Haha ill go as hard and fast as i want." she heard Daisuke pant.
"they must be playing a game or some thing. Or.....O.O..." that was all ryu did stare in awe at the sounds from that bush.
is the reeeeeaaaal yaoi??? she thought to herself.she just backed away out of main area of"the shveet courtyard" blushing immensely, and went back to her secret garden area.
she laid into the damp grass and staired at the overcast sky.
"Where is the horse and the rider. Where is the horn that was blowing.
They have passed like a blizzard in the mountains, beautiful white and snowing.
The days have gone down in the west. Behind the hills, into shade.
The memories of the days of thier abbsence, have already begun to fade."
"I'm getting a tad sleepy," Ryu closed her eyes and listened to the cicadas buzz. "
I love that sound' she whispered drawsily. with that she drifted off to sleep...
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"1-2-3-4-5...(and so on)....50, ready or not hear i coooome!" a boy chanted.
A 7 year old Ryu ran quickly than jumped up to swing from tree to tree. she wasn't paying any attention to where she was going at all. "Just have to keep running." The voices of her cheerful peers had faded into the trees.
"huff huff" she panted quietly. "oh nuts, there i go again, lossing my bearings. aww fiddlesticks Tsu-tsu is going to be real soar when i get home...if i get home."
Ryu walked dismally back attempting to retrace her steps. "and i left my katanas back at the house... i have to stop talking to myself."
there was a rustle in the bushes.
oh man now what she walked slowly towrds it, letting her curiousity get the better of her. as she approached the bush the rustling continued. she slowly reached for the hedge and............. a white rabbit hopped out.
"phew..... Hey could you tell me where konaha is, please?" Ryu inquired
"OHHHH I'm late, I'm late no time to say hello goodye, im late im late im late" I zoomed away into a hole.
"No way im going to chase another one of those guys again after what happened last time >>"
Ryu continued to walk down what she thought was a promising path.
sigh"hey girly..." a slinkish voice hissed for the shadows behind her.
Ryu turned around to see a rough looking middle aged man smirking at her. "You wouldn't happen to be drunk would you?" ahe said hopefully.
"No, i completely sober, i dont have to be drunk to do what im about to do to you."
"Woah woah woah buddy, i don't want to have that kind of scar in my life, so back ooff."
"no f***'n way girly." He creeped closer to ryu, who was preparing to fight him off.
"Oh fudge oh fudge oh fudge" her head was swirling, "no no no." She backed up to a tree behind her. the blood drained from her face, and her sight was blurring.
"ahahahah" he stepped closer to her and grabbed her wrist. Ryu's was on the edge of fainting.
"UNHAND HER, FOUL CREATURE!!" an unfarmiliar voice yarped. she fainted.
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Ryu opened her her eyes from her dream/flashback. she was upside down on a tree. "what??" she looked around.
"You were sleepfighting." itachi said a few feet in front of her.
"man, i haven't done that in years, it must be a sign."
"yeah a sign of insanity." he grumbled
i'll show you a sign of insamity..." she jumped down from the tree.
"Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to go because I'd go berserk?
WELL,
You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind,
AND (she stepped closer to him)
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where Life is Beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those Nice Young Men
In their Clean White Coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAAA
You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,
RIGHT?
You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
And now you see I'm Utterly Mad
AND
(she grabbed his shoulders, and went right in his face)
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the Happy Home with Trees and Flowers
And Chirping Birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to Take me Away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA
I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds
RIGHT?
Well, you just wait,
I'll get you yet,
And when I do, I'll put you in
the penetentury, you mangy MUTT,"
Itachi slapped her. "come on psycho, time for the meeting, i came to get you."
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