You know how every parody includes an enemy as a charater?
Kairi: Everybody, look what I found!
Larxene: Kairi that's......soo cute!
Kairi: It says its name is Fury, and I adopted it!
Vaan: What? Fury?
Kairi: Yeah, isn’t it the cutest thing?
Vaan: Oh no, it’s Fury!
Kairi: Don’t be mean to my dream hare!
Larxene: Yeah, if you’re not going to say something nice, then go die.
Vaan: You don’t understand, that thing is the legendary beast that was sealed away by three weird looking creatures that worshipped a giant frog...
Kairi: ......
Larxene: .......
Vaan: I know it sounds crazy, but that thing is evil!
Kairi: Umm, are you feeling okay?
Larxene: Yeah, you haven’t been taking my cocaine, have you?
Kairi: What?
Larxene: It’s medicinal, of course.
Vaan: No, I fought that in my game.
Kairi: You killed a poor defenseless bunny?
Vaan: No, I fought a huge battle against that fiendish creature.
Larxene: Against a bunny?
Vaan: Against the demon, Fury!
Kairi: Look, you’re scaring it.
Larxene: Poor thing...
Fury: ....coo....
Kairi: Oo! It cooed at us!
Larxene: (giggle, squeal)
Fury: (behind their backs) (pointing at Vaan like an evil monkey) Grrr...
Vaan: (flinch) See? It’s making evil looks at me.
Kairi: Just because you don’t have a bunny doesn’t mean that you should be rude to me.
Vaan: I do too have a bunny...see? Mine is called Fran.
Balthier: What are you doing to my assistant?
Vaan: Umm, nothing. Bye Fran.
Fran: If you ever touch me again, I’ll turn you into a mist.
Vaan: Where did you find the thing?
Kairi: Some cave....
Larxene: The Secret Place?
Kairi: No....Caerbannog I think.
Vaan: That’s no ordinary rabbit!
Larxene: Oh boy...
Vaan: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
Kairi: Vaan...
Vaan: That rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!
Larxene: What’ll it do? Nibble your bum?
Vaan: It’s got huge, sharp.....he can leap about....just look at the bones!
Fury: (leaps at Vaan and bites his head off)
Larxene: What an eccentric performance.
Kairi: .....I have blood on me.....
Fury: (purrs)
~For anyone who is unsure what Fury looks like~
