Riku: Guys, I have a problem
Squall: You just now realized that you're emo and need help?
Vincent: You just realized that you're emo and need shot?
Riku: Well what are you, then?
Vincent: I'm from Transylvania. Where do you think I get this outrageous accent you silly king.
Squall: What are you doing in a Final Fantasy?
Vincent: Mind your own business!
Riku: You still look emo.
Vincent: It’s a rule that vampires have to look emo.
Squall: You’re a vampire?
Vincent: It’s also a rule that, in a horror movie, anyone from a country ending in “-ania” is either a vampire or a werewolf.
Riku: How do you know that you’re not a werewolf?
Vincent: Actually, I’m a little bit of both.
Squall: What? You only turn into a purple creature and come out of a coffin. There's nothing that'd suggest that you......wait a minute...
Riku: Wow, you just pretty much proved his point.
Squall: I'm not all the way through yet. I'm sure there's something that proves he's human.
Vincent: Well, I am someone's father
Squall: What? Who?
Sephiroth: (walking by) Killing whole villages wears me out.
Vincent: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Squall: You couldn't father a child with a girl if you're not human. It's not physically possible.
Vincent: Apparently I wasn't always a demon-thing.
Riku: Were you possessed?
Vincent: No, my girlfriend turned me into a demon after I got killed.
Riku: After...after you were...what?
Squall: Whatever
Riku: You mean you're really.....a zombie?
Vincent: It's a little confusing
Squall: Did you stay with her after you had died?
Vincent: Yeah, until she told that she killed my father. And she turned into a crystal. I'm not sure what that last bit accomplished, but she seemed determined to transform into a crystal.
