A blonde driving down the road saw another blonde rowing a boat in a corn field so she stopped and said "So your the one giving us blondes a bad name... If I could swim, I'd go out there and kick your a**!"
how do you drown a blonde... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
how do you drown a sub. full of blondes... knock on the door mrgreen blaugh
three people where hanging from a cliff; a blonde, a brunet, and a red head, the blonde looked at the two hanging from her legs and said "I can pull one up but not the other, one of you has to let go." the red head replied, "It can't be me I'm too important; I play piano!"
"hmm, that is important, how 'bout you, red head"
"Not me, I sing." she stated and as she sang, the blonde started to clap rofl
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