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Another funny song I wrote for Jess. It doesnt rhyme but it sounds good when I sing it, if I can remember the tune.

Stupid b***h

She's just a stupid b***h.
No one ever liked her much.
She never takes a bath.
Her cooch is problt infected.
And I know, it's bad to talk about people behind their back,
but I'd say it to her face if she asked.
And I know it's really mean of me to say...
but she's a stupid b***h.

She don't know what the truth is.
She's way to high on pot this month.
She's such a ******** whore.
She's why God created AIDS.
And I know, it's bad to talk about people behind their back,
but I'd say it to her face if she asked.
And I know it's really mean of me to say...
but she's a stupid b***h.

She looks like a drown rat,
or something that my cat coughed up.
When she walks around,
people throw up in their mouths.
And I know, it's bad to talk about people behind their back,
but I'd say it to her face if she asked.
And I know it's really mean of me to say...
but she's a stupid b***h.

She can't add one plu one.
Let alone two plus two.
That b***h starts nasty rumors
all about her so called friends.
And I know, it's bad to talk about people behind their back,
but I'd say it to her face if she asked.
And I know it's really mean of me to say...
but she's a stupid b***h.

She wont remember your name,
or what happened five minutes ago.
She is an artroom hermit.
Who complains about her social life.
Was she dropped as a kid?
Because everyone thinks she was.
And I know, it's bad to talk about people behind their back,
but I'd say it to her face if she asked.
And I know it's really mean of me to say...
but she's a stupid b***h.
Everyone hates her guts.
'Cause she's a stupid b***h.
A waste of space on the earth.
'Cause she's a stupid b***h.
She better not have kids.
'Cause she's a stupid b***h.
Ill kill myself if she does.
'Cause they'd be stupid shits.