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The NEO Report: Today a squad of Guard programs came to my door this morning. "ERW444" They asked me. "Yes" (suspiciously). "You have been summoned to appear before the great judges of Gaia. Please come quietly." They grabbed me before I could answer. We were engulfed in a bright light. "We have arrived" said the mech. The room looked like a long multicolored tube. A three tier desk sat in the middle of the tube. As I marvaled at the beauty, I realized I was alone. I stared at the desk waiting. Suddenly a light appeared at each part of the tiers. At the lowest tier, an evil solider appeared, at the second tier was a beautiful fairy, And finally, At the very top was a king. A booming voice called out "The Great King Gaia Presiding!" The King spoke. "You ERW444 are called here today to appear before me, King Gaia, The Queen of Light, And The unknown solider on the charges of hacking to make your own avitar better and releasing countless viruses into the Gaia realm thus leading to rogue avi's destroying Gaian property. Do you have anything to say in your defense?" I was bewildered. I said "I see, HA HA HA." The King was enraged. "WHAT IS SO FUNNY!!" "I have done nothing to have these charges set against me. I have never associated myself with the rogues. I believe that a special ops avi, Blind Sword, can back me on that." King- "Blind Sword is under investigation so all reports after contact with you are under investigation thus can not be used in these proceedings." ERW- "There is an avi called Joeykillz that lives in my house he can also add to my defense." King- "Why is are two avis living in the same house unit and how is anything that he says matter to your case." ERW-"He was a beta tester for the new MMO. The MMO is where I believe the rogues are coming from. JoeyKillz will also be able to tell you that I have never been in contact with any rogue avi's." King- "All of this is nonsense but we shall aquire the avi Joeykillz to question them. Is there any thing else?" "You say that I have illegallly hacked the Gaia system to improve my avi, what do you mean." King-"Two days before now you were spotted by Blindsword changed into a clown possessing items not found in your inventory." ERW-"I thought that the reports by Blindsword couldn't be used?" King- "The queen, solider and I came to an agreement that this report could be used because this particular report stated that you deleted a rogue avi with a ring that was modified to delete Gaia Property. We cannot find this ring, and thus have concluded that you, ERW444, still hold the item in question. The same ring cannot be found in your gaia inventory so, Where is the ring ERW444?" ERW- "I don't know I have never found a ring in my possesion." The deep vioce from nowhere- "Excuse me sirs and madam, JoeyKillz has entered the jugdement area!" Joey- "Get off of me I ain't no criminal." A light appeared and Joey and two guards rose from the ground. I couldn't help but smile as I saw the little punk squirm under the grip of the guards. Joey spotted me. Joey- "Oh great ERW, What have you done now." King- "Silence little dwarf, I will not have you make a mockery of my court!!" Joey-"Oh lord, of course your grace. I am so sorry. I am not a dwarf I am just a little short, please make it on record." King-"Noted, now you have been called here because the accused, ERW444, has been charged with exposing viruses to Gaia and consorting with rogue avi's, you are his defense." Joey- "oh well he can just rot then. Whats the punishment, painful I hope." King- "The punishment is deletion, so if this is your defense then I will convict you now ERW444." ERW- "Now now let's not be hasty, That outburst must have been from the interruption of Joey's day. Please allow me to consult with my little *strained* friend here." King- "I shall allow it. You have five minutes." ERW- "thank you your grace *Bow*" I grabbed Joey and drew him close. (whisper) ERW- "Joey please I'm begging you, just tell them what you told me. Also tell them you never saw me with any rogue avis. I'll be let off and I'll buy you all the cookies you can eat." Joey- "I don't need you, I get enough for food from daily chance, so you can die for all I care." ERW- "Listen Joey if I get deleted, you will lose the house, You will be attacked by what every attacked you in the MMO, do you want that?" Joey- "No, but it can't get out and into Gaia." ERW- "It will find a way and other avis will suffer your fate or worst. please for the good of Gaia and yourself, please help me *bow*" Joey- "Ok ok, You always have to make everything so heavy." ERW- "Thank you Joey." Joey- "Relax, I was just joking anyway." King- "AHEM, Are you ready?" ERW-" yes your honor." And so Joey told his tale to the three judges. King- "So, you have no user, you were forced to build a weapon and futhermore you can't even give us a clear desciption of anybody involved with your kidnapping or escape. Your tale seems pretty skecthy to me." Solider- "Sire, if I may interject, this all seems foolish, I suggest that you just treat them like rogues and just delete them." The solider shot me a quick malicious glance. Queen- "Oh I don't know, They seem alright to me. The boy couldn't be any danger, any rogue by now would be babbling about killing us all. See how he keeps calm even after many hours of interigation. Even I have started to become bored with this." Solider- "The miget doesn't even have a user. he is as good as rogue now." King- "Silence you two, bicker on your own time. This is how it looks to me. You still haven't explained the transformation into a, what is it called, Pied Form. Also where is the ring. You could go on a rampage with it and destroy us all." ERW- "I don't know where the ring is and This "Pied Form is a complete mystery to me." King- "Well If that is all you can say then I have no choice but to convict you. ERW444 you shall be dele..." "WAIT!" I turned around and another column of light appeared, Blindsword and a scientist appeared. Blindsword- "Wait please, I have someone you need to meet. This is Ascientist. He created the ring and can explain the shapeshifter situation." Ascientist- "Evening your greatness. *bow* You see I created the ring. It was a prototype for the MMO. The Ring was stolen a few weeks ago, Blindsword found it after the battle between the rogue and Pied form and brought it to me. As for Pied form itself, I have a folder explaining it. Basically it was an event item for one lucky avi, it failed, but I this young lad helped it to evolve perfectly for some reason. Here is the folder." Ascientist handed the folder to the Solider who read it and passed it up to the other two to read. King- "I see, in light of these new evidence you ERW444 are aquited." Queen- " I second that." King- "Motion moved, let's get some coffee." The Queen and King left in columns of light, sinking down into the floor. Solider- "Count your blessings, your friends will not always save you." The solider sank into the floor. Blindsword- "well that's a relief, thank you Ascientist." Ascientist- "My pleasure dear. I must go, much to do you know." ERW- Yes let's all leave." I was enveloped in a bright light. I awoke from my bed in a cold sweat, Joey was asleep on the floor. ERW- "Good to be home."