Yeah, so, me and my cousin's were watching "Urban Legends" on tv and there were like three stories; two were fake and the other was true. Let's see here...The first was about some dude committing suicide with two pencils up his nose...Uhh...The second one was about some stripper chick that suffocated a drunk soon-to-be-groom with her giant, round breast implants..And then some old lady got her butt-sucked inside out by a high-power toilet that took out her small intestine.
My cousin, Freddy, and I started talking about the pencil dude and how it was fake unless he stabbed himself at the right angle and if the pencils were even long enough to stab through the brain or strong enough to penetrate the skull. I just said "Yeeaaah, it's totally fake..".
And then the stripper and groom..This was an interesting one. Well, since the guy was drunk and handcuffed to the pole..He couldn't really do anything while being suffocated lol My other cousin, Isaiah, thought that it was the true story. Ehh, we agreed that it was and then...
THE BUTT-SUCKING TOILET!!
......To be continued in an edit!
Editz: On with the story! Anyway...We watched it and apparently her thighs stopped the air from escaping or something I dunno but she got ******** up. Freddy and I started talking and I was just like "But how can you get you SMALL INTESTINE sucked out??" and then my Aunt comes in and is all "It's called a v****a!".
Total silence for three whole minutes then We just cracked up laughing...
THAT DAMN OLD LADY ACTUALLY DID GET HER BUTT SUCKED!!! I THOUGHT THE FRIGGIN' GROOM AND STRIPPER WAS THE TRUE ONE DAMN IT.
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Lol C=
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