Ehhh I can't stop watching this show lol This time the three stories were about:
Some chick who was struck by lightning twice and lived.
A dude and his girlfriend who went swimming in some River in Africa or something and the dude ended up getting a parasite in his p***s or something.
And then some chick licked an envelope that had cockroach eggs on it.
I shall edit this tomorrow for more info lol~
Now for the second part of this episode.
Anyway, the lady who was struck by lightning twice had some disorder or sumthin so she couldn't walk. One day she went to the potty during a huge storm and touched a metal rail, thus letting the lightning that struck nearby to have it's electricity travel through the walls, right into her arm. Blah blah blah It happened again outside when she was in her wheelchair and she fell to the ground twitching like a slapped b***h. THEEEEEEN a few days later, she was able to walk. I forgot the rest of that story and whatev so onto the p***s-parasite story!
OK so this dude and his girlfriend went to Africa or something to help build houses in a village. They took a break and went swimming in a HUUUUGE river and started eating each other faces lol Then the dude was like "OH GOD! OHHHHH MY ******** GOD! MY d**k! OWWW" and then the girlfriend got him outta the river and was like "Baby what's wrong?" and then she left for like 3 hours and came back with some creepy fishing dude that made strange hand gestures toward his p***s. Apparently, some sort of fish attached itself to the dude's wee-wee.
I shall add the COCKroach-tongue lady later.
And Now is later. Anyway, this lady licks and envelope and got a paper cut on her tongue. Apparently, the envelope had cockroach eggs on it. So blah blah blah when she cut her tongue, an egg was pretty much forced into the open wound and a cockroach began to grow inside her tongue and blah blah blah.
I thought the p***s-parasite was true :'(
It was the ******** fat a** lady who was struck by lightning though.
I HOPE SHE DIES SOON D:
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