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A Simple How To: To Understanding Women |
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HEYYYY ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yeah, well that wasn't annoying or redundant. So Today I had a treat for you guys, I've decided I should probably work on getting you guys into any sort of fighting shape if you ever want to understand girls, or for that fact. Girls, To understand yourself and how I think.
So without any reasoning or rhyme. HERE WE GO!
A Simple How To
With your host, Dameon: The Mad Modder~
Episode 2: The Study of Women
*Crowd laughs veraciously* Dameon: what is this madness! This is no game show! THIS IS A HOW TO FOR PEOPLE! Audience: Thats what you think! *Crowd laughs veraciously again* Dameon: Alright so this is how its going to be then let us begin with a MONOLOGUE! Crowd: Silence Dameon: Very nice, To begin let us have this start off nicely *explosion* Dameon: So, Lets drop this script feel and jump into it already
So, If you've ever tried to understand any girls you would soon find out that none of them are alike. SO this will lead me into my first point of the "How To"
1. Be Flexible, In Life, In Conversations, In Bed - Girls are complex and confusing but if you are able to navigate the s.s. testosterone around the bluffs of "Sheer Doom" that is a girl when she starts one of her long stories and expects you to respond intelligently then you should be able to follow this easily. Girls often over think things so when you try and say something nice or maybe something not so nice, You have to think of the reactions AFTER you leave. This is why you have to be flexible, Choose your words quickly and you will be able to enjoy the third of the three flexibilities you'll need
2. Sex, More Sex, And your perverted minds - When you chase a girl usually what is the first thing you see, BOOOOOBS!!!!!!! Well you have to have control over your eyes. When you allow yourself to get distracted by the everyday phenomenon that is the female breasts then you will never be able to get a girl who is worth more than a one night stand. You may allow your mind to wander but if you get excited you must know the line between IN YOUR HEAD, and IN THE BED. When you allow yourself to be taken over by the temptations of the flesh you will soon find that the bond you too have is nothing more than a physically attraction for the opposite sexes reproductive organs.
3. The wonderful land of periods, Comas, And Semi-colons - Girls have magical times in there life when they become a mess and they fully understand this. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUFILL YOUR SEXUAL FANTASIES! *IF you haven't noticed yet then you are "Slow" because this is meant for the average sex driven teenage boy, There are guys out there that will actually listen to you and don't need a guide. *cough cough me** When girls are on there periods this is your moment to finally be a normal person and have a personality more than what your peter long stocking says. The conversations will be just as fulfilling as the encounters that are beyond this guide.
4. The Fancy, And The Not So Fancy - When you are going through life, It will not always be cherrie and giggles. Life has its ups and downs so when the cards are down and your left with a 2 of spades and you have 13 *Black Jack Reference* You must look up and comfort your female. She is your companion and she holds you in the back of her mind when she thinks of good times. You are the solstice of her life, And you are the comrade in her expeditions. You must be good to her as she will be good to you. This means you must keep her in your mind at all times, Even when she is a pain in your rear, She will at least think of you *If she is trust worthy of course*
This has been a slight guide to women, IF you are actually consulting this guide to understand the female race. Then please take your balls and put them in a industrial size gold ball shiner. You don't deserve a girl if you need help from a "how to." In this guide girls are subjected to criticism and they are portrayed as a sexual orriented object. Girls are a blessing and girls will always be a blessing. They make us laugh, They'll make us cry but we will always say "I love you." Sex is a blessing as well and is meant for couples who are in love, Although I do not condone sex with a partner before you are certain they will matter then I say please use caution and think of the actions that could happen. Sexual Transmitted Infections are no joke, Neither are infants. Please use condoms, Or at least pull out.
This has been a broad cast from the DMV/BTRN
DMV - Dameon M. Vanscyoc BTRN - Be The Real Need!
Have a nice day! ~Mad modder
Dameon the -V- · Sun Aug 10, 2008 @ 01:45am · 1 Comments |
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