So today, I have a treat for everyone!
It's time for SILLY POST DAY! *cheeeers*
So on the fourth of every month I will be doing a single silly "how to" for the people who read this *looks around at the empty room* which looks like no one.
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but, ON WITH THE SILLINESS!
A how to: To fighting pirates or ninjas
Step (1) : Be aware of all your surroundings, when ninjas or pirates break down your door, be aware of your windows! They will be wanting to inflict pain, Ready your rapier, katana, nun-chucks, anything! Be aware as well that they will tend to through you out of windows and do a super cool leap and slice open yer' belly. So note the super cool jump if you happened to get thrown out, and sorry your dead.
Step (2) : If you have survived their initial attack be aware of how they are staggering about, Ninja's tend to dance around and try and get you distracted, watch their eye's and if you can't see them, Watch their feet. A sword can lie, You can bend it to your will, But the eye's will never lie to you, BE AWARE! Pirates however have bloodshot eye's and piratey swagger to their step, So....you're out of luck, Sorry, You're dead too.
Step (3) : GO ON THE ATTACK! Now that a pirate or ninja has broken through your window be sure to show them this is your dojo or ship. You're the captain! TAKE THE REIGNS!
Enjoi the silly~ ninja pirate ninja pirate ninja pirate ninja pirate
Dameon the -V- · Sat Oct 04, 2008 @ 11:49pm · 1 Comments |