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The NEO Report: Eve, Sword and myself were sitting at the table. They were helping me to find Joey. The T.V. was playing at the time. T.V.- "Officals are still not releasing information on the incident last night. Avis from the scene are still claiming to have seen a dragon breath flames into an alley. Cindy Donovinh has more with the story. Cindy?" Cindy Donovinh- "Thank you Tom The SubGuy. I am here with an avi who says that he saw the dragon. Now sir what exactly did you see?" Guy- *chewing gum* "Well I saw this dragon right. Well it had jumped into the air and spread it wings out all bat like. And I says to meself, Guy, I think I want that wing item. Well long story short, the dragon roars out some gibberish and breaths flames into the alley. Now I know there isn't a flame breath item so I thinking that this is a program to burn trash and junk mail away. But I still dream about getting me a pair of dragon wings." *sigh* Cindy Donovinh- Well there you have it a new dragon program. Well I will tell you something, officials have never told anyone about this so what can we say but WHAT IS GOING ON?!! Back to you SubGuy."

Sword- Turn that off. Now ERW did you have something to do with that? ERW- *sheepishly* No. [clolr-fuchsia] Sword- *Annoyed* ERW... ERW- Ok I did but I had to, they took Joey and the dwarf is spunky, I like that and I promised to keep him safe. *In the distance*- I AM NOT A DWARF!!! ERW- Joey?

The door flung open and JoeyKillz stood on the treshold. Beside him was a figure with its face covered with a straw hat. A water snake twisted its way around the figure from a vase. Joey ran over to me and grabbed my collar. Joey- I am not a Dwarf, i am slightly shorter than other avis. GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!

I punched Joey in the mouth. ERW- I fight my way through a group of rogues just to get to you and you go with a water snake instead. Then I worry about you for a full night without sleep or sweet tea and you just waltz in the door like you just spent the whole night at the casino or something.

Joey and me butt heads and try to push each other over.

Figure- "Ohh Hey Raine, long time no see." I flick my eyes over to the figure. It was Adelaide Morain, a friend of my user. ERW- Hey Addie I will with you shortly. Have some sweet tea while I beat the crap out of my buddy here.
Addie-"Sorry but I can't. I have a full day ahead I was just walking my new friend home. I let up the pressure and straightened myself. Joey fell to the floor. ERW-How did you find him? Addie- "Well I saw him in a fountain. He was drenched so I took him home and dried him off. He told me he lived wth you so I brought him here. *turns to leave* see ya." Sword- "Wait, whats wrong with your western zodiac?" Addie- "Hmm I got it like this. The seller was happy to get rid of it but it seems fine to me. I will see you later."

Addie left. ERW- Alright, now that He's back lets get back to planing for the zOMG.