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The GAIAN Handbook: Hello again, Zora here. Today we have quite the gem. The topic: The standard issue defender ring. To keep up with hackers and other nogoodnicks, The GDF (GAIAN defense force), has developed the defender ring. This item is a ring, to keep up with zOMG of course, that sends data to the hackers computer. Now this data amount is so immense that the hackers computer starts to sputter and glitch so he can't run away. Then they track the IP adress and crush him *whisper* meaning that they expel the person from GAIA. And thus concludes our lesson.